American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
And then I said, “It's strange he didn't know you.”
“It's been ten years,” said Ed, “and you saw that the old man's got
to the doddering stage. He likely wouldn't know his own children if he
didn't see them every day or two.”
“I suppose,” I said, “that the old man feels he is ending his days in a
very satisfactory manner--the national prohibition thing triumphant, and
all that.”
“How do you mean?” asked Ed.
“Don't you know?” I said. “Why, Old Man Singleton, it is said, helped
to finance the fight, and used his money and his influence on other big
money all over the country in getting next to doubtful politicians and
putting the thing through the state legislatures. I don't mean there
was anything crooked about it anywhere, but he was one of the bunch that
represented organized power, and put the stunt across while the liquor
interests were still saying national prohibition could never come.”
“The hell he did!” said Ed. “I didn't know he was mixed up with it. I
never saw him take a drink, now that I remember, except the brandy on
the night I saved his life.”
“Old Man Singleton,” I said, “is credited with having had more to do
with it than any other one person, by those who are on the inside.”
“The old coot!” said Ed. And then added wryly: “I hope he gets as stiff
in his knee joint as I am and lives forever! He's made a bum of me!”
It was three or four weeks after my talk with Ed that I read in the
papers of a peculiar accident of which Old Man Singleton had been the
victim. A head of cabbage, he said, had fallen out of a tree and hit him
on his own head one evening as he was walking alone in Central Park. He
had been dazed by the blow for a moment; and when he regained his feet
a considerable sum of money which he had been carrying was gone. He was
sure that he had been struck by a head of cabbage, for a head of cabbage
lay on the pathway near him when he was helped to his feet. He did not
pretend to be able to say how a head of cabbage could have gotten into
one of the park trees.
The police discredited his story, pointing out that likely the old
man, who was near-sighted, had blundered against a tree in the dusk and
struck his head. The head of cabbage, they told the reporters, could
have had nothing to do with it; it could not have come into contact with
his head at all, unless, indeed, some one had put it into a sack and
swung it on him like a bludgeon; and this, the police said, was too
absurd to be considered. For why should a crook use a head of cabbage,
when the same results might have been attained with the more usual
blackjack, stick or fist?
Old Man Singleton was not badly hurt; and as regarded the loss of the
money, he never said, nor did his family ever say, just how large the
sum was. Mr. Singleton had the vague impression that after the cabbage
fell out of the tree and hit him he had been helped to his feet by a man
who limped and who said to him: “Kale is given to them that can best use
it, to have and to hold.”
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