American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“See here,” he said, speaking rapidly, “my clothes look all right yet,
but I'm broke. I'm hungry. I haven't had anything to eat since day
before yesterday. I'm not kidding you; it's true. You looked like a good
fellow to me, and I took a chance. Hunger” (as he spoke it he seemed to
remember having heard the remark before), “hunger makes one a judge of
faces; I gambled on yours.”
She wasn't complimented; she regarded him with a manner in which scorn
and incredulity were blended; Merriwether Buck perceived that, for some
reason or other, she was insulted.
“Don't,” she said, “don't pull any of that sentimental stuff on me. I
thought you was a gentleman!”
And she turned away from him. He took a step in pursuit and started to
renew his plea; for he was determined to play his game square and give
the directing deities of the city a fair chance to soften whatsoever
random heart they would.
“Beat it!” she shrilled, “beat it, you cheap grafter, or I'll call a
cop!”
And Merriwether beat it; nor' by nor'west he beat it, as the street
beats it; as the tides beat. The clock on the Times building marked 1.20
as he paused by the subway station there. In forty minutes--just the
time it takes to hook your wife's dress or put a girdle round the
world--Merri-wether Buck would be beating it toward eternity, shooing
before him a flock of astonished ghosts of his own making. Twenty
minutes had gone by and whatever gods they be that rule New York had
made no sign; perhaps said gods were out at lunch or gone to Coney
Island. Twice twenty minutes more, and----
But no. It is all over now. It must be. There emerges from the subway
station one who is unmistakably a preacher. The creases of his face
attest a smiling habit; no doubt long years of doing good have given it
that stamp; the puffs of white hair above the temples add distinction to
benignity.
“I beg your pardon,” said Merriwether Buck, “but are you a minister?”
“Eh?” said the reverend gentleman, adjusting a pair of gold-rimmed
eyeglasses. “Yes,” he said pleasantly, “I am,” and he removed the
glasses and put them back on once again, as he spoke. Somehow, the way
he did it was a benediction.
“I am hungry,” said Merriwether.
“Dear me!” said the reverend gentleman. “I shouldn't have thought it.”
“Will you ask me to lunch?”
“Eh?” It was an embarrassing question; but the gentleman was all
good nature. His air indicated that he did not intend to let his
own embarrassment embarrass Merriwether too much. “My dear man, you
know--really----” He placed a shapely hand upon Merriwether's shoulder,
rallyingly, almost affectionately, and completed the sentence with a
laugh.
“It's charity I'm asking for,” said Merriwether.
“Oh!” For some reason he seemed vastly relieved. “Have you been--but,
dear me, are you sure you aren't joking?”
“Yes; sure.”
“And have you--ahem!--have you sought aid from any institution; any
charitable organization, you know?”
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