One evening a man sat smoking on a common wooden chair outside the door
of this establishment. On the ground beside him were some tin tacks and
a hammer, with which he had just nailed to the doorpost a card on which
was written in a woman’s handwriting: “WANTED A MALE ATTENDANT WHO CAN
KEEP ACCOUNTS. INQUIRE WITHIN.” The smoker was a powerful man, with a
thick neck that swelled out beneath his broad, flat ear-lobes. He had
small eyes, and large teeth, over which his lips were slightly parted in
a good-humored but cunning smile. His hair was black and close-cut; his
skin indurated; and the bridge of his nose smashed level with his face.
The tip, however, was uninjured. It was squab and glossy, and, by giving
the whole feature an air of being on the point of expanding to its
original shape, produced a snubbed expression which relieved the
otherwise formidable aspect of the man, and recommended him as probably
a modest and affable fellow when sober and unprovoked. He seemed about
fifty years of age, and was clad in a straw hat and a suit of white
linen.
He had just finished his pipe when a youth stopped to read the card on
the doorpost. This youth was attired in a coarse sailor’s jersey and a
pair of gray tweed trousers, which he had considerably outgrown.
“Looking for a job?” inquired the ex-champion of England and the
colonies.
The youth blushed and replied, “Yes. I should like to get something to
do.”
Mr. Skene stared at him with stern curiosity. His piofessional pursuits
had familiarized him with the manners and speech of English gentlemen,
and he immediately recognized the shabby sailor lad as one of that
class.
“Perhaps you’re a scholar,” said the prize-fighter, after a moment’s
reflection.
“I have been at school; but I didn’t learn much there,” replied the
youth. “I think I could bookkeep by double entry,” he added, glancing at
the card.
“Double entry! What’s that?”
“It’s the way merchants’ books are kept. It is called so because
everything is entered twice over.”
“Ah!” said Skene, unfavorably impressed by the system; “once is enough
for me. What’s your weight?”
“I don’t know,” said the lad, with a grin.
“Not know your own weight!” exclaimed Skene. “That ain’t the way to get
on in life.”
“I haven’t been weighed since I was in England,” said the other,
beginning to get the better of his shyness. “I was eight stone four
then; so you see I am only a light-weight.”
“And what do you know about light-weights? Perhaps, being so well
educated, you know how to fight. Eh?”
“I don’t think I could fight you,” said the youth, with another grin.
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