“I don’t know whether it’s anti-social or not. But I think it hard that
I should be put out of decent society when fellows that do far worse
than I are let in. Who did I see here last Friday, the most honored of
your guests? Why, that Frenchman with the gold spectacles. What do you
think I was told when I asked what HIS little game was? Baking dogs in
ovens to see how long a dog could live red hot! I’d like to catch him
doing it to a dog of mine. Ay; and sticking a rat full of nails to see
how much pain a rat could stand. Why, it’s just sickening. Do you think
I’d have shaken hands with that chap? If he hadn’t been a guest of
yours I’d have given him a notion of how much pain a Frenchman can stand
without any nails in him. And HE’S to be received and made much of,
while I am kicked out! Look at your relation, the general. What is he
but a fighting man, I should like to know? Isn’t it his pride and boast
that as long as he is paid so much a day he’ll ask no questions whether
a war is fair or unfair, but just walk out and put thousands of men in
the best way to kill and be killed?--keeping well behind them himself
all the time, mind you. Last year he was up to his chin in the blood of
a lot of poor blacks that were no more a match for his armed men than
a feather-weight would be for me. Bad as I am, I wouldn’t attack a
feather-weight, or stand by and see another heavy man do it. Plenty
of your friends go pigeon-shooting to Hurlingham. THERE’S a humane and
manly way of spending a Saturday afternoon! Lord Worthington, that comes
to see you when he likes, though he’s too much of a man or too little
of a shot to kill pigeons, thinks nothing of fox-hunting. Do you think
foxes like to be hunted, or that the people that hunt them have such
fine feelings that they can afford to call prize-fighters names? Look
at the men that get killed or lamed every year at steeple-chasing,
fox-hunting, cricket, and foot-ball! Dozens of them! Look at the
thousands killed in battle! Did you ever hear of any one being killed
in the ring? Why, from first to last, during the whole century that
prize-fighting has been going on, there’s not been six fatal accidents
at really respectable fights. It’s safer than dancing; many a woman has
danced her skirt into the fire and been burned. I once fought a man who
had spoiled his constitution with bad living; and he exhausted himself
so by going on and on long after he was beaten that he died of it, and
nearly finished me, too. If you’d heard the fuss that even the oldest
fighting men made over it you’d have thought that a baby had died from
falling out of its cradle. A good milling does a man more good than
harm. And if all these--dog-bakers, and soldiers, and pigeon-shooters,
and fox-hunters, and the rest of them--are made welcome here, why am I
shut out like a brute beast?”
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