Catharine took a little pleasure in forcing people to be definite, and
Miss Arden invariably fell back on "you understand" whenever she herself
did not understand. In fact, in exact proportion to her own inability to
make herself clear to herself, did she always insist that she was clear
to other people.
"I cannot help it if you don't comprehend. He's lovely, and I adore
him."
Next morning, being Sunday, the Limes was, if possible, still more
irreproachable; the noise of the household was more subdued; the passions
appeared more utterly extinguished, and any indifferent observer would
have said that from the Misses Ponsonby down to the scullery-maid, a big
jug had been emptied on every spark of illegal fire, and blood was toast
and water. Alas! it was not so. The boots were cleaned overnight to
avoid Sunday labour, but when the milkman came, a handsome young fellow,
anybody with ears near the window overhead might have detected a
scuffling at the back door with some laughter and something like "Oh,
don't!" and might have noticed that Elizabeth afterwards looked a little
rumpled and adjusted her cap. Nor was she singular, for many of the
young women who were supposed to be studying a brief abstract of the
history of the kingdoms of Judah and Israel, in parallel columns, as
arranged by the Misses Ponsonby, were indulging in the naughtiest
thoughts and using naughty words as they sat in their bedrooms before the
time for departure to church. At a quarter-past ten the girls assembled
in the dining-room, and were duly marshalled. They did not, however,
walk two-and-two like ordinary schools. In the first place, many of them
were not children, and, in the second place, the Misses Ponsonby held
that even walking to church was a thing to be taught, and they desired to
turn out their pupils so that they might distinguish themselves in this
art also as well-bred people. It was one of the points on which the
Misses Ponsonby grew even eloquent. How, they said, are girls to learn
to carry themselves properly if they march in couples? They will not do
it when they leave the Limes, and will be utterly at fault. There is no
day in the week on which more general notice is taken than on Sunday;
there is no day on which differences are more apparent. The pupils
therefore walked irregularly, the irregularity being prescribed. The
entering the church; the leaving the pews; the loitering and salutations
in the churchyard; the show, superior saunter homewards were all the
result of lecture, study, and even of practice on week-days.
"Deliberation, ease," said Miss Ponsonby, "are the key to this, as they
are to so much in our behaviour, and surely on the Sabbath we ought more
than on any other day to avoid indecorous hurry and vulgarity."
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