Cecilia; Or, Memoirs of an Heiress — Volume 2Burney, Fanny
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Cecilia; Or, Memoirs of an Heiress — Volume 2
Burney, Fanny
England -- Fiction; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
Mr Briggs then, with much derision, and sundry distortions of
countenance, listened to an Italian song; after which, he bustled back
to the outer apartment, in search of Cecilia, who, ashamed of seeming
a party in the disturbance he had excited, had taken the opportunity of
his dispute with the Captain, to run into the next room; where, however,
he presently found her, while she was giving an account to Mr Gosport
of her connection with him, to which Morrice, ever curious and eager to
know what was going forward, was also listening.
“Ah, little chick!” cried he, “got to you again! soon out jostle those
jemmy sparks! But where's the supper? see nothing of the supper! Time to
go to bed,--suppose there is none; all a take in; nothing but a little
piping.”
“Supper, Sir?” cried Cecilia; “the Concert is not over yet. Was supper
mentioned in your card of invitation?”
“Ay, to be sure, should not have come else. Don't visit often; always
costs money. Wish I had not come now; wore a hole in my shoe; hardly a
crack in it before.”
“Why you did not walk, Sir?”
“Did, did; why not? Might as well have stayed away though; daubed my
best coat, like to have spoilt it.”
“So much the better for the taylors, Sir,” said Morrice, pertly, “for
then you must have another.”
“Another! what for? ha'n't had this seven years; just as good as new.”
“I hope,” said Cecilia, “you had not another fall?”
“Worse, worse; like to have lost my bundle.”
“What bundle, Sir?”
“Best coat and waistcoat; brought 'em in my handkerchief, purpose to
save them. When will Master Harrel do as much?”
“But had you no apprehensions, Sir,” said Mr Gosport drily, “that the
handkerchief would be the sooner worn out for having a knot tied in it?”
“Took care of that, tied it slack. Met an unlucky boy; little dog gave
it a pluck; knot slipt; coat and waistcoat popt out.”
“But what became of the boy, Sir?” cried Morrice, “I hope he got off?”
“Could not run for laughing; caught him in a minute; gave him something
to laugh for; drubbed him soundly.”
“O poor fellow!” cried Morrice with a loud hallow, “I am really sorry
for him. But pray, Sir, what became of your best coat and waistcoat
while you gave him this drubbing? did you leave them in the dirt?”
“No, Mr Nincompoop,” answered Briggs angrily, “I put them on a stall.”
“That was a perilous expedient, Sir,” said Mr Gosport, “and I should
fear might be attended with ill consequences, for the owner of the stall
would be apt to expect some little douçeur. How did you manage, Sir?”
“Bought a halfpenny worth of apples. Serve for supper to-morrow night.”
“But how, Sir, did you get your cloaths dried, or cleaned?”
“Went to an alehouse; cost me half a pint.”
“And pray, Sir,” cried Morrice, “where, at last, did you make your
toilette?”
“Sha'n't tell, sha'n't tell; ask no more questions. What signifies where
a man slips on a coat and waist-coat?”
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