Cerise: A Tale of the Last CenturyWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
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Cerise: A Tale of the Last Century
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
Historical fiction
By this time a favourite dish had made its appearance, which went by the
name of the _pâté d’Orleans_. It consisted of the wings of pheasants
and other white game, boned, stuffed, and so manipulated as to resemble
the limbs of children; a similarity that gave rise to the most hideous
rumours amongst the lower classes. Many a worthy gossip in Paris believed
firmly that two or three infants were consumed nightly at the Regent’s
table, and none seemed to relish the report more than himself. He ate
vigorously of the _pâté_, emptied another goblet, and began to talk.
Madame de Parabére watched him closely. Something was going on she had
not fathomed, but she resolved to be at the bottom of it.
“Abbé!” shouted the Duke, “what are you about? Do you think I would
suffer little heathens on my table, that you baptize them with water?
They are the best of Christians, I tell you, my friend, and should be
well soused, like all good Christians, in wine.” Malletort, who had been
pouring stealthily out of a carafe at his elbow, accepted his host’s
challenge, and filled up from a flask.
“To your health, Highness! and confusion to your enemies—White and Red,”
said he, pointing to two measures of those Burgundies that happened to
stand before the ladies.
The Duke started. Malletort’s observation, simple as it seemed, brought
the diabolical prophecy to his mind, and again he sought courage from his
glass.
“Do you mean that for _us_, monsieur?” asked Madame de Sabran; “since his
Highness loves the Burgundy too well to count it a foe, though it has put
him on his back, I doubt not, often enough.
“Nay, madame,” answered the Abbé, bowing politely; “such as you can never
be foes, since you are born to be conquerors. If it did come to a fight,
I presume you would grant no quarter.”
“None,” said she, laughing. “Church and laymen, we should put you all to
the sword.”
“But the Church are non-combatants,” interposed Count Point d’Appui, with
perfect sincerity. “You would be excommunicated by our Father the Pope.
It is a different species, madame, altogether—a separate race.”
“Not a bit of it!” answered the lady. “Men to the tips of their fingers,
every one of them! Are you not, Abbé? No! When all is said and done,
there are but two distinct creations, and I never can believe they have a
common origin. Men and women I put in the one, princes and lackeys in the
other. What say _you_, madame?”
But Madame de Parabére said nothing. She sat in silence, pouting, because
it suited the shape of her mouth, and listening, for other reasons of her
own.
The Regent, who had now drunk wine enough to be both easily offended and
appeased, felt that the shaft aimed at him was not entirely undeserved.
So he asked, in anger, “How mean you, madame? I see not the drift of your
jest. In what are princes and lackeys so alike, and so different from the
rest of mankind?”
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