Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, Fifth Series, No. 38, Vol. I, September 20, 1884Various
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Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, Fifth Series, No. 38, Vol. I, September 20, 1884
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‘MY DEAR MR M‘DUM—My friend Mr Checkstone has seen in the
paper that a secretary is wanted at Balquhalloch. He is a
young man of means, family, good education, and address; he
is, moreover, a sociable companion; and you may in all matters
rely upon his discretion. I therefore highly recommend him to
you. I take advantage of his journey to Scotland to send to you
half-a-dozen boxes of very prime cigars; and remain yours very
faithfully,
GEORGE FEGAN.’
‘And here are the cigars,’ added Tom, pointing to a package which he
had brought in with him.
Cigars were Mr M‘Dum’s second weakness. His first was good whisky. In
a moment his demeanour, which up to that point had been by no means
friendly, altered.
‘Good!’ he exclaimed. ‘The letter, so far as it goes, is perfectly
satisfactory, Mr Checkstone.—Now, let us look at the matter as men of
business. The fact is that Miss Stuart—the Princess Henrietta Maria
as we call her here—wants a well-educated amanuensis. I manage her
estates and her household, but—and I needn’t attempt to disguise it—my
education has been neglected. I am not good at letter-writing. Still,
I have worked my way gradually up into my present position, and I am
not disposed to imperil it. The man who comes here must be my ally. He
will be paid four hundred a year, and will keep his place as long as
he likes, provided that he gets on well with me. The Princess is not
exacting, although she is eccentric. I do not suppose, indeed, that the
work will be hard; and as there is plenty of good shooting and fishing
down here, the life is very pleasant. I may tell you that Mr Fegan has
already telegraphed to me announcing your visit, and that I am upon the
whole prepared to engage you.’
‘You are very good,’ returned Tom, who, however, did not add that he
knew the telegram in question had been sent, and that he was perfectly
aware of its contents. The words were: ‘I send down Checkstone for
secretary. Easy to manage. Perfectly innocent and harmless.’ Nor did
Tom explain that he, and not Fegan, was the real donor of the cigars.
‘Oh, it is merely a matter of business,’ rejoined M‘Dum. ‘I fancy
that we should get on together. But, since if you obtain the post you
will obtain it through my good offices, and since I naturally desire
to have some guarantee that the Princess’s confidence in you will
not be misplaced, you must excuse my asking whether you are prepared
to—well—to make some small—what shall we say—some small deposit, some
trifling payment as a security, you know?’
‘Nothing could be more reasonable, Mr M‘Dum,’ said Tom.
‘I imagine,’ continued the Steward, who was much encouraged by Tom’s
words, ‘that a premium, say, of two years’ salary would not, under
the circumstances, be excessive; for the post would practically be a
permanency. Two years’ salary would be eight hundred pounds.’
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