Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, Fifth Series, No. 45, Vol. I, November 8, 1884Various
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Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, Fifth Series, No. 45, Vol. I, November 8, 1884
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It is when we come to the direct announcements to advertisers,
however, that we get perhaps the queerest hints from our American
cousins. ‘Advertising rates cheerfully furnished’ appears frequently;
‘Advertisers love it’ is a short and sweet statement regarding one
paper; ‘Should be patronised by every live advertiser;’ ‘Advertisers,
do you want some return for your money? Read our inducements,’
say others. Then, ‘The modesty of the publishers deters them from
mentioning the peculiar merits of the _Courier_ as an advertising
medium’—a modesty rivalled by the remark, ‘Rates of advertising so
low that we are almost ashamed to announce them,’ which differs from
the standpoint of a third, ‘Advertising rates held high enough to
make a living for the publisher;’ and the latter appears upon the
whole to be the more general sentiment, as may be testified by ‘Don’t
send offers under price,’ ‘We only advertise _for money_.’ The last
sentence alludes to a species of exchange evidently less popular among
the publishers than with their clients. ‘No advertising solicited,’
says the _Westfield Pantograph_, ‘except for cash, or what may be as
good. No space to give away or let at half-price.’ More decisive is the
_Calhoun Pilot_, which ‘is choice in the admission of advertisements
in its columns, and those it does admit, “due bills” of no character
will settle for them. Must be in hard cash quarterly in advance, unless
good references are given. Save your paper and postage, ye advertisers
who have nothing to offer us for our space than your wares and due
bills. We don’t want ’em. We have a good article to retail, and nothing
but the almighty dollar will buy it. But,’ adds the _Pilot_ more
amiably, ‘while this is strictly our rule, our rates are low, and we
give value received for all the lucre you place in our possession.’
Still more downright is the declaration, ‘No three-cornered patent
pills, second-hand clothing, skunk-hunting machines, or hand-organs
taken in payment for advertising.’ ‘The _News_ publishes no dead
ads., and gives no puffs;’ ‘No half-cash advertisements accepted, no
swindling or bogus patrons wanted.’ ‘Dead-beat, swindling advertisers,’
sarcastically announces the _Troy Free Press_, ‘can have their matter
chucked carefully into the stove by sending them to our office. Our
space is for sale, and must be paid for at living rates.’ But there
is encouragement for honest advertisers given by a _Clipper-Herald_
through whose columns announcements ‘go to that class of people who
are honest and intelligent and who pay for what they get;’ and in an
equally straightforward assertion elsewhere, the _mens conscia recti_
of the editor rises superior to grammar into the realms of wit: ‘Has a
good circulation among a prompt-paying class of people—these be facts!’
Facts or not, there is a distinctive character about Jonathan’s
advertisements equal to some of the fiction with which he has supplied
us.
THE MISSING CLUE.
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