Chambers's journal of popular literature, science, and art, fifth series, no. 125, vol. III, May 22, 1886 — John Shaqi
Chambers's journal of popular literature, science, and art, fifth series, no. 125, vol. III, May 22, 1886Various
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With what ease, rapidity, and comfort we now perform our journeys, is
best shown by contrast with the way in which our grandfathers thought
wonders were performed. On a cold day in winter, your hands were
frozen, your feet were frozen, your very mouth felt frozen; and, in
fact, you felt frozen all over. Sometimes, with all this cold, you
were also wet through—your hat wet through; your coat wet through;
the lame wrapper that was meant to keep your neck warm and dry, wet
through; and you felt wet through to your very bones. Only twenty
minutes was allowed for dinner; and by the time you had got your hands
warm enough to be able to untie your neck-wrapper, and had got out of
your greatcoat, which, being wet, clung most tenaciously to you, the
time for dinner was half-gone. Before you had eaten one quarter of what
you could have consumed, if your mouth had been in eating trim, and
if your hands had been warm enough to handle your knife and fork, the
coachman would put in his head and say: ‘Now, gentlemen, if you please;
the coach is ready.’ After this summons, having struggled into your
wet greatcoat, bound your miserable wet wrapper round your miserably
cold neck, having paid your half-crown for the dinner you had the will
but not the time to eat, with sixpence for the waiter, you wished your
worthy host good-bye, grudging him the half-crown he had pocketed for
your miserable dinner. You then again mounted your seat, to be rained
and snowed on, and almost frozen to death before you reached your
journey’s end.
The following is from _Notes and Queries_, August 1856: ‘There being
persons who seriously lament the good old time of coaches, when they
could travel leisurely and securely, see the country, and converse with
the natives, it may be well to register some of the miseries before
they are altogether effaced from the memory.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones.
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