Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, fifth series, no. 134, vol. III, July 24, 1886 — John Shaqi
Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, fifth series, no. 134, vol. III, July 24, 1886Various
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The juvenile republican of Europe, panting on the outskirts of
exclusivism, makes a great mistake when he imagines America is free
from ‘class’ prejudice. Let him emigrate to a house on the wrong
side of Boston, and we can promise he will have leisure during the
remainder of his life to calculate the difference in degree between the
descendants of those whose patent of nobility bears the date of the
_Mayflower_ and the representatives in the Old World of Norman blood.
In the present day, we take it for granted the society of every country
is willing to welcome the man of genius or money who is, besides, a
gentleman, and does not run his head against established facts. Be
that as it may, there is one thing certain—the old idea of Americans,
considered typical of the race, and still lingering in some quarters,
is entirely an error.
Let us look at a few of the supposed characteristics of our
‘cousins’—one and all taken from the travelling citizen of other
days, but who latterly has faded into the background before the
true American, and is only now to be seen in second-class hotels or
lodgings. Does he ask interminable questions with the curiosity of
an inquisitor, till nothing remains but a point-blank demand to know
the amount of your income? If so, engage rooms in a German _pension_,
and relate your experiences after a three days’ stay. Does he worry
you to death with a skilful display of the knife-trick? Go to a
German pastry-cook’s and watch the same performance at four o’clock
in the afternoon by a well-dressed young lady on a solid pie. Does
he smoke everywhere and spit freely? Enter a Paris tramway car or a
second-class German railway carriage, and you will learn that Uncle
Sam has not the monopoly of expectorating power. Does his square-cut
coat hang upon him like a sack? Does he wear shirt fronts and glazed
cuffs, long boots with high heels, and a hat whose style has originated
in his inner bosom? If you have observed these things, go to any small
German town and see their prototypes. Does he destroy his digestion
by drinking iced water as he sits down to dinner? Does he eat a heavy
meal in the middle of the day and hurry off as if the table were let?
Does he brag like a schoolboy and believe that existence centres in
himself? If he does, make the acquaintance of the first German at the
nearest watering-place. Does he, in his native town, when aspiring
to a higher place in the respect of the citizens, turn himself quite
inside out in the effort to be agreeable? Does he take his hat off to
the man of distinction with a wide wave, forgetful of his own dignity,
eyeing him with suppressed jealousy, and when he dares, endeavouring
to patronise, as a means of recommending himself to notice, the
realisation of _ich empfehl’ mich_ which is shot out occasionally,
more especially in Austria? If so, study the German character in the
lower middle class. Is this class, however, making all allowance for
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