Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 694: April 14, 1877.Various
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Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 694: April 14, 1877.
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Flint warned his patrons of the necessity of putting their questions
briefly, clearly, and distinctly, 'the mixed kind defeating the object
of the investigation.' The hint was thrown away upon most of them.
A young lady signing herself 'Miss Fany Crosby,' with a confusing
contempt for the rules of spelling and punctuation, thus addressed
her dear mother: 'Can you tell me if I will be developed the time you
told me I Wold thrue Mr Foster if not tell me When if you can Will I
be a good Medium Will I wright impressnoley or Makonakley Will I be a
seeking Medium Will I ever see you the same as eny spiret While in the
body can all of our dear Spiret Friends controle me When I am developed
as Will I be controled by a Guid to home they will Dicktate will Ida
alwayse Treate me as she does now will she Mary and do well will Dear
Mattei Ever have Meny children. Will they be Gurls or Boys where can I
Find Some of Aunt Rachels Boys is she with you and is she hapy is Gand
Mother on your sid yet will Liddia out live Harry Can she Be developed
as a Medium Will I ever be welthy can Amandy be a Medium how long shall
we stay in this house will I go into the country this Summer to Liddias
is Ida going to Die soon.'
Miss 'Fany' is but one of many aspirants to the doubtful honours of
mediumship, who, anxious as they may be to receive an affirmative
answer to the question, 'Shall I become a medium?' are not prepared
to accept it as a full equivalent for their two dollars. A would-be
clairvoyant writes to his father: 'I would like to know how you are.
What have they done with your property in Bray? Will I ever get any
portion of it? Please give me advice on business matters. Give me
all the help you can.' Another affectionate son asks his father for
'points' in the patent business. Nathan Crane is desired to instruct
his nephew whether it were best to sell his business or hold on. Fred
Felton wants his brother to tell him if his partner may be trusted,
and if the firm would do wisely to decline giving credit to customers;
while a gentleman 'engaged in making Nature's Hair Restorer,' entreats
Brother William to give his personal attention to the matter, and
inform him what is the best plan to adopt to make the Restorer pay
a profit very soon; although he betrays a sad want of faith in the
virtues of that article, by pestering a number of denizens of the
spirit-world for recipes for the manufacture of hair restoratives,
in the expectation of obtaining valuable information at a trifling
cost; like a litigant who asks the shade of Daniel Webster for legal
assistance concerning certain lawsuits; as if it were likely that even
a disembodied lawyer would give professional advice gratis!
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