Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 745, April 6, 1878Various
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Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 745, April 6, 1878
Various
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Many an unpremeditated sell has been perpetrated from inability to
resist sudden temptation. One of the judges of the Supreme Court of New
York state, visiting the Centennial Exhibition, sat down in a quiet
corner apart from the others, to listen to a great cornet-player, and
as was his wont in court, drew his gray coat about his head and ears
as a protection against possible draughts. His motionless figure soon
attracted attention; and the whisper ran that it was the statue of some
wonderful character. The judge’s sister wickedly told those near her
that they were gazing at the effigy of an Aztec priest from Mexico. The
information passed from mouth to mouth, and some hundreds of people
were drawn to the spot, to disperse somewhat sheepishly when the object
of their curiosity, having had enough of the cornet, readjusted his
coat and rose to go.
A good story is told of one Boggs, whose impertinent curiosity
was proverbial throughout the country that owned him. He was on
one occasion travelling on the Little Miami Railroad alongside a
solemn-looking man, who persisted in looking out of window and took
no heed of Boggs’ endeavours to enliven the journey with a little
conversation. At last the brakeman or guard came round with some water,
and the unsociable traveller turned round to take a drink. Seizing the
chance, Boggs asked: ‘Going as far east as New York?’
‘No,’ grunted the man.
‘Ah!’ said Boggs, ‘New York is dull this time of year; mebbee you’re
striking for Philadelphia?’
The surly one shook his head.
‘P’raps Cleveland’s your destination?’ insinuated Mr Boggs. ‘No? Can’t
be going this roundabout way to Chicago?’
No reply was vouchsafed.
‘Well,’ cried Boggs despairingly, ‘I s’pose you’ve no objection to
telling where you _are_ going?’
‘Well sir,’ exclaimed the man, ‘I’m going for seven years!’
Then the deputy-sheriff said he would rather not have folks talking to
his prisoners, and Boggs gave in.
This puts us in mind of Mark Twain’s anecdote of Artemus Ward and a
travelling bore, between whom the following amusing colloquy took
place: ‘Did you hear that last thing of Horace Greeley’s?’
‘Greeley, Greeley, Horace Greeley; who is he?’ said Artemus.
Five minutes elapsed, then came: ‘George Francis Train is making a good
deal of disturbance over in England; do you think they will put him in
prison?’
‘Train, Train, George Francis Train,’ said Artemus solemnly; ‘I never
heard of him.’
The tormentor tried another tack; he said: ‘What do you think about
Grant’s chance for the Presidency?’
‘Grant, Grant?—Why man!’ said Artemus, ‘you seem to know more strangers
than any one I ever saw.’
The man took a walk up the car; coming back, he said: ‘Well, you
ignoramus, did you ever hear of Adam?’
The humorist looked up and said: ‘Adam? What was his other name?’
The journey henceforth was made in peace.
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