Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Irish
"'Just a moment, McCarthy,' he says. 'I said: "Get her." You
understand? Get her. And keep her. Was a man to try and escape on
you, what would you do?'
"'I 'd shoot,' I says. 'I 'd bring him in, alive or dead.'
"'Well, shoot her.'
"'Oh, gee, Chief!' I says. 'I can't shoot a woman.'
"'Well, then, shoot yourself,' he says. 'At any rate, if you come home
alone, come home cold storage. I 'll pay the freight. And that 'll be
all,' he says.
"I goes to Paris, and from Paris to Marseilles--"
"That's all right, McCarthy," the district attorney waived. "It does
n't matter how you went. Tell us what happened at Tahiti."
"In Tahiti something tells me all is not right. The steamer I come on
docks in the morning and leaves that afternoon, and I hopes to make it
with Janssen. Maybe it's because I can't get their French and our
consul is not a well man, but they delay me until the steamer goes and
then I 'm left flat. The extradition papers must be in order, they
say. But there is too much of this belle-prisoner stuff.
"Well, all's finished and they takes me to her. 'Well, Janssen,' I
says, 'we got you.' 'Now that you got me, what are you going to do
with me?' she laughs; and every one laughs. Right away I see they 're
all rooting for her, and they like me like a souse likes water.
"Honest, Judge, I don't blame them. They's few white women in that
place and, such as they are, they 're not lookers. And the Kanaka
girls, for all they are pretty as a picture, they ain't human and they
_ain't_ healthy, you know, as we white people think. Anna certainly
had the looks, and was white, and had the pep, and they were all crazy
about her. The Frenchmen are daffy about women, and they don't think
nothing about a woman shooting a man--nothing at all.
"So they smiles at me and they says, 'You must see our beautiful island
before you sail away with the belle prisoner!'
"'Your island is fine,' I tells them, 'and, no offense meant, but it's
got nothing on Manhattan Island. And as for the belle prisoner,' I
says, 'ain't you folks forgetting something? This dame is as nifty a
little murderess as ever I sees.'
"'It was a crime passional,' they says, and they shrugs their shoulders.
"'Tell that to the judge,' I says. 'I 'm only the copper.'
"'Well,' they say, 'unfortunately Monsieur will have to enjoy our
island for three weeks. The next liner will not be here until then.'
"'Oh, is that so?' I laughs. 'Well, let me tell you something. While
you guys was examining the papers for your belle prisoner, I was doing
a little scouting around the harbor. And they's a schooner leaving
to-night for San Francisco. I guess that 'll do us all right.'
"'Impossible!' They go wild. 'A lady cannot travel--'
"'Cut the lady stuff,' I says. 'She's my prisoner.'
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