At length she was soothed, and the children calmed down; while the
ladies and gentlemen all said they were sure they would live for many
many years, and there was no occasion for their mother's distress: and
as the children were not so remarkably lovely, this was quite true.
Then Mr. Lillyvick talked to the company about his niece's marriage, and
said graciously that he had always found Mr. Kenwigs a very honest,
well-behaved, upright, and respectable sort of man, and shook hands with
him, and then Morleena and her sisters kissed their uncle and most of
the guests.
Then Miss Petowker, who could sing and recite in a way that brought
tears to Mrs. Kenwigs' eyes, remarked--
"Oh, dear Mrs. Kenwigs, while Mr. Noggs is making that punch to drink
happy returns in, do let Morleena go through that figure dance before
Mr. Lillyvick."
"Well, I'll tell you what," said Mrs. Kenwigs. "Morleena shall do the
steps, if uncle can persuade Miss Petowker to recite us the
'Blood-Drinker's Burial' afterwards."
Everyone clapped their hands and stamped their feet at this proposal,
but Miss Petowker said, "You know I dislike doing anything professional
at private parties."
"Oh, but not here!" said Mrs. Kenwigs. "You might as well be going
through it in your own room: besides, the occasion."
"I can't resist that," interrupted Miss Petowker, "anything in my humble
power, I shall be delighted to do."
In reality Mrs. Kenwigs and Miss Petowker had arranged all the
entertainment between them beforehand, but had settled that a little
pressing on each side would look more natural. Then Miss Petowker hummed
a tune, and Morleena danced. It was a very beautiful figure, with a
great deal of work for the arms, and gained much applause. Then Miss
Petowker was entreated to begin her recitation, so she let down her back
hair, and went through the performance with great spirit, and died
raving mad in the arms of a bachelor friend who was to rush out and
catch her at the words "in death expire," to the great delight of the
audience and the terror of the little Kenwigses, who were nearly
frightened into fits.
Just as the punch was ready, a knock at the door startled them all. But
it was only a friend of Mr. Noggs, who lived upstairs, and who had come
down to say that Mr. Noggs was wanted.
Mr. Noggs hurried out, saying he would be back soon, and presently
startled them all by rushing in, snatching up a candle and a tumbler of
hot punch, and darting out again.
Now, it happened unfortunately that the tumbler of punch was the very
one that Mr. Lillyvick was just going to lift to his lips, and the great
man--the rich relation--who had it in his power to make Morleena and her
sisters heiresses--and whom everyone was most anxious to please--was
offended.
Poor Mr. Kenwigs endeavored to soothe him, but only made matters worse.
Mr. Lillyvick demanded his hat, and was only induced to remain by Mrs.
Kenwigs' tears and the entreaties of the entire company.
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