Charles O'Malley, The Irish Dragoon, Volume 2 — John Shaqi
Charles O'Malley, The Irish Dragoon, Volume 2Lever, Charles
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Charles O'Malley, The Irish Dragoon, Volume 2
Lever, Charles
Peninsular War, 1807-1814 -- Fiction
“Now, let me introduce you to Mr. Matthew Donevan. Mat, as he was
familiarly called by his numerous acquaintances, was a short, florid, rosy
little gentleman of some four or five-and-forty, with a well-curled wig of
the fairest imaginable auburn, the gentle wave of the front locks, which
played in infantine loveliness upon his little bullet forehead, contrasting
strongly enough with a cunning leer of his eye, and a certain _nisi prius_
laugh that however it might please a client, rarely brought pleasurable
feelings to his opponent in a cause.
“Mat was a character in his way; deep, double, and tricky in everything
that concerned his profession, he affected the gay fellow,--liked a jolly
dinner at Brown’s Hotel, would go twenty miles to see a steeple-chase and
a coursing match, bet with any one when the odds were strong in his favor,
with an easy indifference about money that made him seem, when winning,
rather the victim of good luck than anything else. As he kept a rather
pleasant bachelor’s house, and liked the military much, we soon became
acquainted. Upon him, therefore, for reasons I can’t explain, both our
hopes reposed; and Shaugh and myself at once agreed that if Mat could not
assist us in our distresses, the case was a bad one.
“A pretty little epistle was accordingly concocted, inviting the worthy
attorney to a small dinner at five o’clock the next day, intimating that we
were to be perfectly alone, and had a little business to discuss. True to
the hour, Mat was there; and as if instantly guessing that ours was no
regular party of pleasure, his look, dress, and manner were all in keeping
with the occasion,--quiet, subdued, and searching.
“When the claret had been superseded by the whiskey, and the confidential
hours were approaching, by an adroit allusion to some heavy wager then
pending, we brought our finances upon the _tapis_. The thing was done
beautifully,--an easy _adagio_ movement, no violent transition; but hang me
if old Mat didn’t catch the matter at once.
“‘Oh, it’s there ye are, Captain!’ said he, with his peculiar grin.
‘Two-and-sixpence in the pound, and no assets.’
“‘The last is nearer the mark, my old boy,’ said Shaugh, blurting out the
whole truth at once. The wily attorney finished his tumbler slowly, as
if giving himself time for reflection, and then, smacking his lips in a
preparatory manner, took a quick survey of the room with his piercing green
eye.
“‘A very sweet mare of yours that little mouse-colored one is, with the dip
in the back; and she has a trifling curb--may be it’s a spavin, indeed--in
the near hind-leg. You gave five-and-twenty for her, now, I’ll be bound?’
“‘Sixty guineas, as sure as my name’s Dan,’ said Shaugh, not at all pleased
at the value put upon his hackney; ‘and as to spavin and curb, I’ll wager
double the sum she has neither the slightest trace of one nor the other.’
“‘I’ll not take the bet,’ said Mat, dryly. ‘Money’s scarce in these parts.’
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