It was not in the nature of Mrs. Birkin to pass by any one in trouble. She forgot her bonnet for the moment, and hurried across the road to inquire the cause of Ernie’s tears. "We come by the carrier this morning," Mrs. Comley explained,—it was like her to pay for the carrier when "Squoire" would have brought her for nothing,—"I ’ad so much to do, an’ Ernie ’e done nothing but w’ine and cry somethin’ dreadful all the time because I told ’im plain ’e can’t go to no weddin’s, nor no treats after, neither. Do you know what that boy’ve bin an’ done? ’E’ve gone an’ tore the seat clean out of ’is Sunday trowsies, an’ there ain’t a bit of the same stuff nowhere. We’ve bin an’ tried all over the place; an’ go in corderoys ’e shall not, shamin’ me before all the neighbours, as is nasty-tongued enough as it is. ’E be the most rubsome child I ever see. There ain’t no keepin’ ’im in clothes, that there ain’t." Mrs. Comley gave the "rubsome" Ernie a spiteful shake, which caused that unhappy urchin to burst into renewed and louder sobs. "There, there," said Mrs. Birkin, soothingly, "don’t ’ee take on so! There’s sure to be summat as can be done, and I’m sartin of this, as our young lady ’ad far sooner ’e come in ’is corderoys than stopped away. She said most partic’lar as she ’oped _heverbody_ ’u’d come. There, Ernie, then, don’t ’ee take on so." And Mrs. Birkin patted the boy’s shoulder with a kind, comforting hand. "I tell you as there ain’t nothing as can be done," Mrs. Comley retorted fretfully. "Them cloes is tore about shockin’. They wasn’t new when ’e got ’em, an’ ’e be that rubsome they’ve all fell to pieces. ’Tain’t only the trowsies. And do you mean to tell me that ’e could go to hany weddin’ like this ’ere?" Mrs. Birkin fell back a step that she might the better regard the lachrymose Ernie, and sorrowfully she came to the conclusion that his mother was right; for, indeed, his appearance was the reverse of festal. Although his corduroy trousers had so far withstood his rubsome tendencies, his jacket had given way at the elbows, and he looked altogether as disreputable a small boy as could be met in a summer’s day. "I tried to get ’im a suit at the Golden Anchor, if they’d only ’ave let me take it on credit; but they be that ’ard—’cash with horder,’ that’s their style. An’ it’s no manner of use me a-goin’ to any of the big tailors: they wouldn’t so much as look at me. There, Ernie, do ’old that row. You’ll never be missed in all that crowd. No one ’ll know but what you was there." This reflection seemed in no way to comfort Ernie, who burst forth into a loud howl, and was dragged down the market-place by his weary and incensed parent.