Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 1800-1837 -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Political fiction
“Only one,” Wathen answered, his eyes travelling from group to group,
“who counts; or rather, who did count. But thirteen who poll. And
that’s one of them.” He glanced frowning in the direction which Vaughan
had taken. “And what do you think his business is here, confound him?”
“What?”
“An appointment with old Wicked Shifts.”
“With the Chancellor? Pheugh!”
“Ay,” the sergeant answered morosely, “you may whistle. There’s some
black business on foot, you may depend upon it. And ten to one it’s
about my seat. He’s a broom,” he continued, tugging at the whiskers
which the late King had stamped with the imprimatur of fashion, “that
will make a clean sweep of us if we don’t take care. Whatever he does,
there’s something behind it. Some bedchamber plot, or some intrigue to
get A. out and put B. in. If it was a charwoman’s place he wanted, he’d
not ask for it and get it. That wouldn’t please him. But he’d tunnel
and tunnel and tunnel—and so he’d get it.”
“Still,” the other replied, with secret amusement—for he had no seat,
and the woes of our friends, especially our better-placed friends, have
their comic side—“I thought that you had a safe thing, Wathen? That old
Vermuyden’s nomination at Chippinge was as good as an order on the Bank
of England?”
“It was,” Wathen answered drily. “But with the country wild for the
Bill, there’s no saying what may happen anywhere. Safe!” he continued,
with a snarl. “Was there ever a safer seat than Westbury? Or a man who
had a place in better order than old Lopes, who owned it, and died last
month; taken from the evil to come, Jekyll said, for he never could
have existed in a world without rotten boroughs! It’s not far from
Chippinge, so I know—know it well. And I tell you his system was
beautiful—beautiful! Yet when Peel was there—after he had rattled on
the Catholic Claims and been thrown out at Oxford, Lopes made way for
him, you remember?—he would not have got in, no, by G—d, he wouldn’t
have got in if there had been a man against him. And the state in which
the country was then, though there was a bit of a Protestant cry, too,
wasn’t to compare with what it will be now. That man”—he shook his fist
stealthily in the direction of the Chancellor’s Court—“has lighted a
fire in England that will never be put out till it has consumed King,
Lords, and Commons—ay, every stick and stone of the old Constitution.
You take my word for it. And to think—to think,” he added still more
savagely, “that it is the Whigs have done this. The Whigs! who own more
than half the land in the country; who are prouder and stiffer than old
George the Third himself; who wouldn’t let you nor me into their
Cabinet to save our lives. By the Lord,” he concluded with gusto,
“they’ll soon learn the difference!”
“In the meantime—there’ll be dead cats and bad eggs flying, you think?”
Wathen groaned. “If that were the end of it,” he said, “I’d not mind.”
“Still, with it all, you are pretty safe, I suppose?”
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