Chit-Chat; Nirvana; The SearchlightHolt, Mathew Joseph
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Chit-Chat; Nirvana; The Searchlight
Holt, Mathew Joseph
Fiction
Caleb began riding over the county, telling the tenant-farmers and
laborers that they should send from a farming community a representative
who was a laboring man like themselves, instead of a land-grabbing
"Colonel," a man who thought himself better than anybody else. "Has
Colonel Chenault or his wife or his daughters ever been in your house?
You see them often at the house on the hill. Did he ever speak to or
shake hands with you? Yes, when he was a candidate for the Legislature;
then he wipes his hand on the seat of his pants."
"That's right; I never thought about that; but who'll we run?"
"You run."
"Oh, I ain't got no education much; I've got to harvest this crop."
"Well, we'll find somebody, even if I have to run to beat the damn
aristocrat. You keep still about it, but be sure and come to the
convention at the court house next Saturday at two o'clock."
"Oh, I'll do that; so long."
* * * * *
Colonel Chenault, with about twenty of his friends, all of whom were
good judges of horses, whiskey and tobacco, and who could tell a pair of
deuces from a full hand, came rather late to the convention, not having
the least intimation of opposition.
They were surprised to find the court room filled with farmers and men
of the hills, from the eastern side of the county. This gathering the
Colonel appropriated as evidence of his popularity and as a spontaneous
endorsement for his renomination. Obsessed with this thought, he
strutted up the aisle like a pouter pigeon.
The temporary chairman of the meeting, Chesley Chilton, who expected to
be nominated for sheriff the following year, and who saw that a surprise
was about to be sprung on the Colonel, called Caleb to one side and
asked the cause of the gathering.
"Oh, you stand by us and we'll help you out next year. I know what you
want. Chenault is a dead one and don't know it. We are after his scalp.
Here he comes with his collection of fossils; time's up; call the
convention to order."
Caleb moved that the temporary be made the permanent chairman; this was
done without opposition. Then a secretary and three tellers were
chosen--all friends of Caleb's. One of Colonel Chenault's friends
complained that all this was a waste of time, as the Colonel had no
opposition.
Then the chairman called for nominations and Colonel Chenault was
pompously nominated by Colonel Shackelford, who closed his remarks by
moving that nominations close and the Colonel be unanimously declared
the nominee.
At this suggestion there was a stentorian clamour of noes. In the midst
of the uproar Webster James, a candidate for county attorney, who had
the promise of Caleb's support and an understanding with him, rose and
was recognized by the chairman.
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