The Cuckold her husband caper’d When his head in the sack was in, But grant that we may never fall When we dance in the sack of sin. _With a dildo, &c._ And as they ever danc’t In faire or rainy weather, I wish they may be hang’d i’ th’ rope of Love, And so be cut down together. _With a dildo, &c._ _Upon a House of Office over a River, set on fire by a coale of TOBACCO._ Oh fire, fire, fire, where? The usefull house o’re Water cleare, The most convenient in a shire, _Which no body can deny,_ The house of Office that old true blue Sir-reverence so many knew[,] You now may see turn’d fine new. [? fire] _Which no body, &c._ And to our great astonishment Though burnt, yet stands to represent Both mourner and the monument, _Which no body, &c._ _Ben Johnson’s_ Vulcan would doe well, Or the merry Blades who knacks did tell, At firing _London Bridge_ befell. _Which no body, &c._ They’l say if I of thee should chant, The matter smells, now out upon’t; But they shall have a fit of fie on’t. _Which no body_, &c. And why not say a word or two Of she that’s just? witness all who Have ever been at thy Ho go,[6] _Which no body_, &c. Earth, Aire, and Water, she could not Affront, till chollerick fire got Predominant, then thou grew’st hot, _Which no body_, &c. The present cause of all our wo, But from Tobacco ashes, oh! ’Twas s...n luck to perish so, _Which no body_, &c. ’Tis fatall to be built on lakes, As Sodom’s fall example makes; But pity to the innocent jakes, _Which no body_, &c. Whose genius if I hit aright, May be conceiv’d Hermophrodite, To both sex common when they sh... _Which no body_, &c. Of severall uses it hath store, As Midwifes some do it implore, But the issue comes at Postern door: _Which no body_, &c. Retired mortalls out of feare, Privily, even to a haire, Did often do their business there, _Which no body_, &c. For mens and womens secrets fit No tale-teller, though privy to it, And yet they went to’t without feare or wit, _Which no body_, &c. A Privy Chamber or prison’d roome, And all that ever therein come Uncover must, or bide the doome, _Which no body_, &c. A Cabinet for richest geare The choicest of the Ladys ware, And pretious stones full many there. _Which no body_, &c. And where in State sits noble duck, Many esteem that use of nock, The highest pleasure next to oc- _Which no body_, &c. And yet the hose there down did goe, The yielding smock came up also, But still no Bawdy house I trow, _Which no body_, &c. There nicest maid with naked r..., When straining hard had made her mump, Did sit at ease and heare it p..., _Which no body_, &c.