Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.Anonymous
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Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.
Anonymous
Dialogues; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 18th century
_Over_. _Blunt_, let you and I draw up a Form of the Anathema. I would
ask the Vicar, but that he says ’tis Antichristian, to curse the Wicked.
First then, _Cursed_ be he who offers any Bribe or Gratification to any
Freeholder or Burgher to obtain his Vote: _Cursed_ be he who is an
Instrument to corrupt any who has a Right to give his Vote for any
Candidate to represent his County or Borough: _Cursed_ be he, who having
a Right to vote, shall be biass’d in his Voting by any private Interest,
Views, or Hopes: _Cursed_ be he who makes any unjust Returns of Members;
and may such Enemies of their Country be _cursed_ in themselves, their
Wives and Posterity, and in their Goods and Chattels; may they
themselves become the Butt of public Scorn, Hatred and Contempt, whilst
living, and their Widows and Daughters become common Prostitutes for
Bread; and may their Sons experience that _Slavery_, which they would
have brought upon their Country; may their Herds and Flocks die with the
Murrain and Rot; may their Lands become barren, and may their Memory for
ever stink in the Nostrils of all honest Men and true _Britons_. Let all
here say, _Amen_.
_Broad_. See what it is to be a Foxhunter; no other’s Lungs would have
held out in so long a Chase of useful Curses; ha, ha!
Sir _John_. Why indeed, Mr. _Broadbottom_, if Curses would cure the
great Evil of _Corruption_, they might be truly called _useful_. But I
am afraid the World is become too cursed to be frighten’d by Curses from
the Commission of Evil. Therefore I would have them restrain’d by some
more coercive Means. And as the Repeal of the _Septennial_ Act, and
effectual _Place_ and _Pensions_ Bills, seem to bid fairest of any Means
I can think of, for removing the Gangreen which preys upon the Vitals of
our Constitution; I should be glad to see the P—— this very Session take
them seriously into Consideration. I hope they will, for the good of
Posterity and their own Honour. And let me add, Mr. _Broadbottom_, that
I hope it for yours, and your new _Ingrafted_ Brethren’s Sake, who must
rise or sink with the Publick, as these Points are dropt or vigorously
pushed and obtain’d. What is it to the People who is _in_ or _out_ of
Place, if they receive no Benefit by the Change? On the Contrary, a
pretended Coalition leaves them in a worse Condition than they were
before, as it deprives them of their present Leaders, and a colourable
Pretence for Complaint. For won’t Courtiers be apt to call that a wanton
Complaint, which has not the Sanction of the old Chiefs of the People?
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