Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs. — John Shaqi
Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.Anonymous
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Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.
Anonymous
Dialogues; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 18th century
_Over_. Sir _John_, you may praise their good Nature as much as you
please; but, Gad! I say they are the veriest Oafs in Christendom. Z—ds!
that a People should be so d—n’d stupid as to delegate their Power again
and again; nay, a Power too over their Lives and Fortunes, to Men who
had done them repeated Injuries, and of whom they had made repeated
Complaints. They complain’d of the _Septennial_ as a grievous
Imposition; yet the very next Opportunity chose those very Men that had
so grossly imposed upon them.
_Blunt_. Was it not the same in regard to the _Excise-Scheme_ and the
_Convention_?
_Over_. The _H—r_ Troops, and the _&c. &c_. to the End of a Chapter as
long as the Book of Homilies.
_Broad_. But, Gentlemen, don’t you forget to season your Account of the
People’s _Folly_ with a certain native Spice called _Knavery_, or in
other Words, _Self-interest_, which, according to Sir _John_, is the
primary fundamental Ingredient in the Composition of most Men? Did not
these injur’d complaining People bring their Suffrages to Market overt,
where the best Bidder was sure to have them?
Sir _John_. The Fact, I am afraid, is but too true: And at the same Time
that it proves the Corruption of the People, it proves likewise the
Necessity of an immediate Remedy. Had those scandalous Marts for the
Sale of _B—sh_ Liberty been more common; had they been _annual_, or even
_triennial_, the M—rs would not find their Account in the frequent
Expence; nay, they could not support it.
_Blunt_. Yet necessary as the immediate Application of this Specific is,
you shall see it postponed to more pacific _Times_, and gentler
_Seasons_.
_Smooth_. Mr. _Blunt_, tho’ you speak thus in Derision, yet if you
reflect with Seriousness, the Delay of a Remedy so extraordinary as the
Repeal of the _Septennial_ is, till after the War, will not seem so
unmeet to you as it appears at present.
_Blunt_. Dost think the _Repeal_ would abate the Courage of our Soldiers
and Seamen, and raise that of the Enemy? Dost think it would pall the
Appetites of those greedy _Germans_, that now and long have done us the
Honour to receive _Subsidies_ from us? Wou’d the Queen of _Hungary_ and
King of _Sardinia_ receive _English_ Money the less freely; or defend
their own Territories the less carefully, if _general Content_ should be
spread throughout this Island, powerful as much or more by the Union of
its Inhabitants, as by their Bravery and Wealth? Would our good Allies
the _Dutch_ be deafer to our Intreaties, or slower in their Motions than
they have been of late, should they see the very _Fountain_ of our
Corruption and Venality dry’d up by a Legislative Spunge?
_Over_. Would our A—ls and G—ls have less Sense, Experience, Courage and
Honesty, if they were to go to _Market_ with their _Bank-bills_, but
every _Third Year_?
_Smooth_. You forget that your favourite A—l was lately courted at many
_Markets_ without the Aid of Bank-bills.
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