Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.Anonymous
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Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.
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Dialogues; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 18th century
Sir _John_. If Wit, Eloquence, Politeness, Frankness and Integrity,
could move a _Dutchman_, I should not doubt of that great Man’s Success;
but as nothing but _Self-interest_ can engage either his Heart or
Attention, I fear his L——p won’t be able to persuade that _selfish_
People to think it for their Interest to declare War against _France_
and _Spain_ at the critical Time that we are at Variance with those
Crowns. We are to consider this Juncture as the Harvest Season of the
_Dutch_. All the Markets we are shut out from by the War, are open to
them by a Neutrality. But what I believe weighs not a little with them,
is, that they dread embarking with us ever since they perceived that the
Views of our Statesmen have tended more towards _H——r_ than _England_.
’Tis that observable Bias to a _Foreign Interest_ that will deter the
_States-General_, if my Lord _C——_ does not succeed in his Embassy.
_Broad_. Perhaps they may conceive better Hopes from the new
Administration.
Sir _John_. Perhaps they might, had the Administration been _new_. But
as it is no more than an old Garment patch’d with new Cloth, I fear the
_Dutch_ will hardly alter their Plan on any Assurances such a motley
M——y can give them. They may think, and perhaps too truly, that the same
Measures will be follow’d, the same _Interest_ be pursued, since the
Majority, and the chief in Office of the A——n, are of the old Stamp. And
they as truly may think, that neither Harmony nor Success can attend
Counsels jarring between two different separate _Interests_. While the
Interest of _H——r_ clashes with that of _England_, we must neither
expect Harmony with the _Dutch_, nor Success in our Wars.
_Over_. Nor in any thing else, I think. Would to God we could join that
precious _Manor_ to the _Orcades_, or send it adrift to _Lapland_ or the
_North Cape_.
_Blunt_. Since we can do neither, would to God our Statesmen would shew
themselves to be _Englishmen_!
_Over_. Since we are got in the praying Strain, let us all pray that our
_new_ M——y, or at least those lately _ingrafted_ upon the _old_, may not
become as arrant _H——ns_ as their grafted Predecessors, the late
_Deserters_. Let us all say, _Amen_.
_FINIS_.
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