Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.Anonymous
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Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.
Anonymous
Dialogues; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 18th century
_Blunt_. Or last Year’s _Invasion_, which produced such Chearfulness in
granting more Millions than ever were granted in any one Session before?
_Rose_. Or the late Sir _R——t_’s Scheme for securing his own Retreat?
_Blunt_. Retreat! Do you think it a Retreat for a Man to quit the Stage
to go behind the Curtain, where he sets all the Puppets in Motion?
Sir _John_. He does so; and this is not the least Adroit of his Motions.
All the present Ministry, the late small _Engraftment_ excepted, are his
known Creatures. They were most of them of his own bringing up, and of
course act by his Directions.
_Broad_. But, Sir _John_, how shall we be affected by his Motions? I
hope you don’t suppose he will be able to influence us New comers, as
you call us, however he may direct his Pupils.
Sir _John_. I hope he won’t; but I’ll answer for it, he does not now
matter whether he can or no. He has lull’d you into a Stupor, and having
unperceptibly depriv’d you of your Sting, you are no longer the terrible
Men you appeared to the Court some time ago.
_Over_. They are now become the _Drones_ of the Hive; ha, ha!
Sir _John_. They are really no better. Pardon me, Mr. _Broadbottom_, if
I think the Epithet fits all you who are brought in to countenance
Measures the Nation disapproves of——
_Blunt_. To colour an ignominious Peace, which is thought to be on the
Anvil, because the late Conduct of our Superiors renders a Peace of any
kind absolutely necessary.
_Over_. And to be kick’d out again as soon as those dirty Ends are
answered, which they were introduc’d to promote: Gad, Brother Foxhunter,
I should not care to be _rump’d_ after I had said _yea_ and _nay_ as
directed. You see what End the late Patriot _Pretenders_ are come to. ——
Z—ns Man! fall not, like those Coxcombs, ’tween two Stools.
Sir _John_. There lies the Depth of the present Scheme, which is but the
second Part of the late. The late _Deserters_, as they are justly
call’d, saw not that they were digging Pits for themselves, while they
were bargaining to drop their Party for Places at Court. What better, Mr
_Broadbottom_, have you been lately doing for yourself? If you answer
the _Purpose_ of your being taken into the Ministry, supposing it
disagreeable to the Nation, you are irrecoverably lost in the Opinion of
all who esteem’d you before; and of consequence will be no better than a
Drone all your Life long.
_Broad_. Pray, Sir _John_, why will you suppose the _Purpose_ of the
Ministry to be disagreeable to the Nation?
Sir _John_. Because I have known in my Time but very few, if any
Ministerial _Purposes_ that deserv’d public Approbation.
_Broad_. You would not have us be against the Continuance of the War,
till an honourable Peace can be obtain’d?
_Smooth_. Nor against the Support of the War while it continues.
_Rose_. Nor against such a Peace, as the Success of the War may intitle
us to.
Sir _John_. So! the Lessons are already put by Heart.
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