Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.Anonymous
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Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.
Anonymous
Dialogues; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 18th century
_Blunt_. By this Scheme of _Ingraftment_ it plainly appears, that if
they don’t wear his Livery in View, they wear it under their upper
Garments.
_Over_. So that Sir _Brass_, like his Employer, still has his cloven
Foot in all our Affairs.
_Blunt_. As sure as this new-devised _Ingraftment_ will ruin all our
_Affairs_, unless the _Projector_ and his _Disciples_ will be so humble
as to submit to be led by the Few they have called in to help steer the
Bark in a Storm.
Sir _John_. And what was it but their own servile _Passiveness_ that had
occasion’d the _Storm_ which they now endeavour to quell by the Help of
Mr. _Broadbottom_ and his Brethren in the late Opposition? What could
the late fallen _Minister_, of whom they affect to complain as the
Author of all our Calamities; what could that _Phaeton_, I say, have
done, had he not been supported by those who now affect to quit rather
than draw with him? Had not they the Power of the _Purse_? had not they
in that and every other Respect, the Means of tying up that
_Adventurer_’s Hands from hurting his Country, if they would? Yes, Mr.
_Broadbottom_, those Men you now venerate so much, had the _Power_, but
they wanted the _Will_. And what was it but that fundamental, primary
Ingredient in the Composition of some Men, _Selfishness_, which induced
those Men to misuse the Power they then had?
_Rose_. By your Leave, Sir _John_, tho’ the late Minister, the
_Phaeton_, as you call him, may have misused his Power; I don’t see why
these Gentlemen who _remain_ in the Administration should be involved in
his Guilt.
_Over_. Smoke the Parson, Gentlemen; mind how cautiously he treads on
_Jack’s_ Heels.——_May have misused his Power!_ How gently he touches the
Sore! Then again, the charitable _Man can’t see the least Speck of Gall_
in the _Doves_ that have thrust _Jack_ from the _Barn Door_.
_Blunt_. Ah! Mr. _Overall_, that _Barn_ has made many an honest Man
otherwise.
Sir _John_. I don’t think it so, Mr. Mayor; a Man truly Honest is no
more to be corrupted than a Woman truly Chast. But as it is she only who
is a Whore in her Heart that can be defiled, so is it he only who is a
Rogue in his Heart, that can be warped from his Integrity.
_Over_. Gad, Sir _John_, I should be glad to know where your _truly
Honest_ Men and _truly Chast_ Ladies grow. For in my poor Observation, I
knew but one Man and one Woman that truly deserved the Epithet.
_Smooth_. Your Mother was the precious Exception of one Sex.——Ha, ha!
_Rose_. And his pious _Dad_ the other.——Ha, ha!
_Over_. Neither; among the Men, _Jack_ the late M—r was the Exception,
because he was the only Minister that ever I heard or read of, who had
the _Honesty_ to pretend to _none_. And among the Fair, Madame _V—te_,
who held out till her H—d commanded her and conducted her himself to the
Arms of her Lover.
_Omnes_. Ha, ha!
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