Pattie Batch was vastly disappointed. She had fancied a girl. It was a
shock, indeed, to her ardour. It was so much of a shocking
disappointment that Pattie Batch might easily have wept. A boy--a _boy_!
Oh, shoot! But still, she reflected, considering the scarcity, a
boy--this boy, in fact, cleaned up--Pattie Batch was all the time
running the mottled infant over with sharply appraising eyes--yes, the
child had possibilities, unquestionably so, which soap and water might
astonishingly improve--and, in fine, this little boy might--
"Mithuth Limp," said Pattie, looking that lady straight in the eye,
"I'll give you twenty-five dollarth for thith here baby. By George, I
will!"
The astonished mother jumped out of her chair and her lassitude at the
same instant.
"Not another thent!" Pattie craftily declared. "Here--take your baby."
Mrs. Limp did not quite _take_ the baby. That would be but a pale
indication of the speed, directness and outraged determination with
which she acted. She snatched the baby away, with the precision of a
brisk woodpecker after an escaping worm; and she hugged it until it
howled for mercy--and she hushed it--and she crooned endearment--and she
kissed the baby with such fervour and persistency that she saved its
puckered face a washing. And then she turned--in a rage of
indignation--in a storm of scorn--in a whirlwind of execration--upon
poor little Pattie Batch. But Pattie Batch was gone. Discreet little
Pattie Batch didn't need to be _told_! Her little feet were already
pattering over the trail to Swamp's End; and she was crying as she ran.
* * * * *
But Pattie Batch's wish for a baby went back to the very beginnings of
things. Ask Gingerbread Jenkins. Gingerbread Jenkins knows. It was
Gingerbread Jenkins who had found her, long ago--Pattie was little more
than a baby herself, then--on the Bottle River Trail; and to Gingerbread
Jenkins' astonishment the child was lugging a gun into the woods.
"Where _you_ goin'?" says Gingerbread Jenkins.
"Gunnin'."
"Gunnin', eh? What for?"
"Jutht gunnin'."
"But what you gunnin' _for_?"
"None o' your bithneth," says saucy little Pattie Batch.
"It _is_ my business," Gingerbread Jenkins declared; "an' if you don't
tell me what you're gunnin' for I'll have you home in a jiffy."
"Well," says Pattie, "I'm--gunnin'."
"What for?"
"Storks," says Pattie.
"Goin' t' _kill_ 'em?" Gingerbread inquired.
"No," says Pattie.
"What's your gun for?"
"I'm goin' t' wing a couple," says Pattie, "an' tame 'em."
That was Pattie Batch.
[Illustration]
_A GIFT NEGLECTED_
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