American fiction -- 19th century; Christmas stories, American
The next day, which was Sunday, I had ample time to survey the premises.
There was a double piazza on three sides, which was an improvement; but
the hall door was changed, which wasn’t. Then the little conservatory,
hitched on to the double bay window, which looked like its father, was
doubtful. But all this was nothing to the confusion which reigned at the
back of the house; I only marveled that I had not broken my neck. The
walk was up, the drain was up, the pump was up, the pipes were up, the
cistern floor was up, and the kitchen roof was up, as well, looming into
the sky, but the room was far from being finished.
Nothing had worked as she hoped it would, Cilly said, and everything
went wrong, especially the eaves-troughs, and conductors, and pipes, and
it always rained just at the wrong time, and the cellar filled with
water, and everything floated like a boat, and the plastering came down
on the stove when Jane was getting dinner, and the soot came down from
the chimney on Mary’s clean clothes, and just as she got them all washed
again and hung out, they came with a lot of lumber and she had to take
them down, and things got so bad that she left in disgust, and Jane had
fallen into the drain and sprained her ankle, and mother was sick in
bed, and the carpets all up, and, worse than all, the Dunnings were
coming next week from New York, and it was more than Cilly could bear.
Of course, I told her I’d help her bear it, and I put my shoulder to the
wheel and wrote to the Dunnings to defer their visit, and began to
investigate matters, which I found had become a little loose, to say the
least of it. The men were good enough and faithful enough, and the
troubles Cilly had encountered were only the troubles incident upon
repairing any old house, a job which is quite as trying to one’s
patience, and as exasperating as putting up a stove pipe when no one
joint fits another, particularly the elbows, and the result is that new
pipe is almost always bought to take the place of the old. So with our
house; nothing was right, nothing would do again. No matter how good or
how long the piece of conductor, or lead pipe, or bit of siding or
floor, it would not fit, and it went to swell the pile of rubbish which,
in our back yard was almost mountain high, and reminded me of the
excavations in Rome, when I first looked out upon the debris that dreary
Sunday morning. But Monday showed a better state of things. I saw that
the open drain and cistern hurt Cilly the most, and so I had them closed
up first and then plunged into the midst of the repairing, myself, and
was astonished to find how rapidly I began to develop a talent for the
business. I believe, after all, there is something exhilarating in the
smell of fresh plaster, and something exciting in walking over piles of
old lath, and bits of broken siding, and base boards, and moldings, and
matched stuff, and so on through the whole list of terms in a
carpenter’s vocabulary.
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