Christopher Crayon's Recollections: The Life and Times of the late James Ewing Ritchie as told by himselfRitchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
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Christopher Crayon's Recollections: The Life and Times of the late James Ewing Ritchie as told by himself
Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing), 1820-1898
he regretted that he had led me into such a place, offering to pay me
half my losses when he returned to town, and begging me not to say a word
about the subject when I got back to London, as it might get him into a
row. I must say, so great has been my experience of honour among men,
and never having been in New York before, I believed in that young man
till we parted, as I did not see how he could have gained all the
knowledge he displayed of myself and movements unless he had travelled
with me as he said, and had never heard of Bunkum men. I had not gone
far, however, before I was again shaken by the hand by a gentlemanly
young fellow, who claimed to have met me at Montreal, where he had been
introduced to me as the son of Sir H— A—. He had been equally lucky—had
got two books, and, as he was going back to Quebec that very afternoon,
would give me one of them if I would ride with him as far as his
lodgings. Innocently I told him my little tale. He advised me to say
nothing about it, as I had been breaking the law and might get myself
into trouble, and then suddenly recollecting he must get his ticket
registered, and saying that he would overtake me directly, left me to go
as far as the place of our appointed rendezvous alone. Then the truth
flashed on me that both my pretended friends were rogues, and that I had
been the victim of what, in New York, they call the Bunkum men, who got
300 dollars out of Oscar Wilde, and a good deal more out of Mr. Adams,
formerly American Ambassador in England. I had never heard of them, I
own, and both the rogues had evidently got so much of my history by heart
that I might well fancy that they were what they described themselves to
be. As to finding them out to make them regorge that was out of the
question. Landlords and policemen seemed to take it quite as a matter of
course that the stranger in New York is thus to be done. Since then I
have hardly spoken to a Yankee, nor has a Yankee spoken to me. I now
understand why the Yankees are so reserved, and never seem to speak to
each other. They know each other too well. I now understand also how
the men you meet look so thin and careworn, and can’t sleep at nights.
We are not all saints in London. Chicago boasts that it is the wickedest
city in the world, but I question whether New York may not advance a
stronger claim to the title. Yet what an Imperial city is New York! How
endless is its restless life! and how it runs over with the lust of the
flesh, the lust of the eye, and worldly pride! As I wandered to the spot
in Wall Street (where, by the bye, the stockbrokers and their clerks are
not in appearance to be compared to our own) I felt, sad as I was, a
thrill of pleasure run through me, as there Washington took the oath as
the first President of the young and then pure Republic; and then, as the
evening came on, I strolled up and down in the park-like squares by means
of which New York looks like a fairy world by night, with the people
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