Christopher Crayon's Recollections: The Life and Times of the late James Ewing Ritchie as told by himselfRitchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
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Christopher Crayon's Recollections: The Life and Times of the late James Ewing Ritchie as told by himself
Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing), 1820-1898
sitting under the shade of the trees, resting after the labours of the
day; while afar the gay crowds are dining or supping at Delmonico’s, or
wandering in and out of the great hotels which rear their heads like
palaces—as I looked at all that show and splendour (and in London we have
nothing to compare with it), one seemed to forget how evanescent was that
splendour, how unreal that show! I was reminded of it, however, as I
retired to rest, by the announcement that in one part of my hotel was the
way to the fire-escape, and by the notice in my bedroom that the
proprietor would not be responsible for my boots if I put them outside
the door to be blackened. In New York there seems to be no confidence in
anybody or anything.
As I told my story to a sweet young American lady she said, “Ah, you must
have felt very mean.” “Not a bit of it,” said I; “the meanness seemed to
be all on the other side.” Americans talk English, so they tell me,
better than we do ourselves! Since then I have seen the same game played
elsewhere. In Australia I have heard of many a poor emigrant robbed in
this way. A plausible looking gentleman tried it on with me at Melbourne
when I was tramping up and down Burke Street one frying afternoon. He
had come with me, he said, by the steamer from Sydney to Melbourne. I
really thought I had met him at Brisbane. At any rate, his wife was ill,
and he was going back with her to London by the very steamer that I was
travelling by to Adelaide. Would I come with him as far as the Club? Of
course I said yes. The Melbourne Club is rather a first-class affair.
But somehow or other we did not get as far as the Club. My friend wanted
to call on a friend in a public-house on the way. Would I have a drink?
No, I was much obliged, but I did not want a drink. I sat down smoking,
and he came and sat beside me. Presently a decent-looking man came up to
my new friend with a bill. “Can’t you wait till to-morrow?” asked my
friend. “Well, I am rather pressed for money,” said the man,
respectfully. “Oh, then, here it is,” said my friend, pulling a heap of
gold, or what looked like it, out of his pocket. “By the bye,” said he,
turning to me, “I am a sovereign short; can you lend me one?” No, I
could not. Could I lend him half-a-sovereign? No; I could not. Could I
lend him five shillings? I had not even that insignificant sum to spare.
“Oh, it does not matter,” said my friend; “I can get the money over the
way, I will just go and fetch it, and will be back in five minutes.” And
he and his confederate went away together to be seen no more by me.
Certainly he was not on board the _Austral_, as I took my passage in her
to Adelaide.
As I left I met a policeman.
“Have you any rogues in these parts?” I innocently asked.
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