The doorman of the restaurant, instructed as to the importance of
these clients by their tableau at the curb, ushered Dink Gerding and
Orison McCall into the presence of the maitre d'. When the doorman
had been rewarded with a crackling handshake, the headwaiter led them
through the crowd of groundlings as though they were accompanied by
fife and drums. The table to which he bowed them, while not the most
conspicuous, was without doubt the finest the management had to offer.
The _Reserved_ sign was swept aside with a gesture that indicated that
there were no reservations where Mr. Dink Gerding was concerned.
Mr. Gerding justified the maitre's confidence in him with another
green-palmed handshake.
"Dink," Orison whispered across the table. "That was a fifty-dollar
bill you gave him."
"Yes, it was," Dink admitted. "I felt that fifty was enough."
"Quite enough," Orison assured him.
The wine-steward, wearing a chain that could have held a tub to
mooring, absorbed Dink's instructions with the air of a chela attending
the dying words of his guru. The two waiters poised themselves
reverently at his shoulders, waiting the revelation of his order.
"We'll begin ..." Dink began.
"Dink, I'd like a lobster," Orison said.
"I'd not advise lobster," Dink said thoughtfully. "I'm afraid that
lobster won't agree with you this evening."
"Dink, lobster is what I want," Orison insisted. "Haven't you heard of
the Nineteenth Amendment?"
"Very well, feminist," Dink said. He turned to the waiter at his right.
"The lady will have a lobster." He turned to the left. "As for me, a
saddle of venison, and such accessory furniture as you may choose to
accompany it." The waiters bowed and retreated.
"Why do you insist on being boss, even after banking-hours?" Orison
asked.
"Being boss is not my nature, but is my training," Dink said. "It seems
to me, Orison, that you American women resent the dignity of being
served by an adoring man."
"I prefer dignities to be more democratic," she said. "Why, in any
case, should you be exercised by my choosing lobster for dinner? My
digestion is my own affair, isn't it?"
* * * * *
"Your question," Dink said, resting his elbows on the table, "requires
a two-part answer. _Imprimus_: everything you do interests me, Orison,
inasmuch as you are my future bride. Please make no comment at this
point. Allow me to enjoy for the moment the male privilege of unimpeded
speech. _Secundus_: I once wished to be a doctor, had not my career
been chosen by my father. I still pursue the study of medicine as a
hobby. I didn't wish you to order lobster because I'm certain that
you'll be unable to enjoy lobster."
"I've eaten it before," Orison said. "Except for the engineering
difficulties in getting through the shell with all those little picks
and nutcrackers and nail-clippers, I had no trouble to speak of. Dink,
are you a foreigner?"
"What makes you think I may be?" he asked.
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