Orison stood up to see if the guard minded. Apparently not. She walked
about the huge basement. She'd never before seen so much military
hardware outside an Armed Forces Day parade. Impressive, all this
steel. A ramp led up to a door the size of a barn-side, also steel,
bolted. If she could get inside a tank, and close the hatch, and
somehow get the monster up that ramp to ram that door, she'd make an
impressive call for help, Orison thought. She put one foot atop a
tank-tread when a large arm reached around her and set her aside. Her
guard, silent-footed, had been following all through her tour.
Orison returned to her cot.
Great deal, she thought. From desk to dungeon in an hour and a half.
She'd battled with shadows, earmuffed shadows, and had got herself set
in an amateur jail guarded by a pair of purple-eared apes. Nothing to
do but wait.
Four feet crashed onto concrete, two figures bowed till the palms of
their hands brushed the floor. "_T'ink_," the newcomer said. The two
guards backed to their vehicles and resumed their seats.
"Orison, my dear!" It was Kraft Gerding, all unction and teeth,
advancing upon her like the loser at tennis, hand outstretched. "I hope
you haven't been unduly discommoded," he said.
* * * * *
"I haven't been commoded at all," Orison said. "No one showed me the
way. Would you mind explaining this chivaree to me, Mr. Gerding?"
"I'd be delighted to explain, my dear," Kraft Gerding said, bowing.
"May I sit?" he asked, waving a hand toward her cot.
"You may fall on your dreadful face, for all I care," Orison said.
"You must learn to speak like a queen," Kraft said, seating himself on
the cot beside her. "Otherwise, of course, you are perfect."
"Of course," Orison said. "I can't say the same for you."
"I grow on one," Kraft said. "You wonder, no doubt, how the William
Howard Taft National Bank and Trust Company became a battleground; why
many of our employees have ears the color of day-old bruises; why Wanji
was so exercised by the color of escudoes; and what the work is that
the Microfabridae sing at. No?"
"Yes," Orison said.
"May I smoke?" Kraft Gerding asked, bringing a cheroot from an inner
pocket of his fieldmarshal's uniform.
"Smoke, glow, burst into flame. It's all the same to me," Orison said.
Kraft Gerding lit his cheroot with the air of an acolyte igniting
incense. Then, puffing, "Accident," he said, "has made you privy to a
_coup d'etat_. Our Empire, you see, is based on porphyrogeniture. Thus
my brother, Dink, is the Heir Apparent. I, his elder brother, conceived
before our father became Emperor, am merely Margrave of the North,
Prince Royal of the House of Dink, Colonel-General of the Forces of the
Triple Crown, Grand Duke of the Zilf Archipelago and Holder of the Keys
to the Royal City of Chilif."
"How unassuming can you get?" Orison asked.
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