"Yes, sir," Orison said. The hair of this new Mr. Gerding was cropped
even closer than Dink's. His mustache was gray-tipped, like a patch
of frosted furze; and his eyes, like Dink's, were cobalt blue. The
head, Orison mused, would look quite at home in one of Kaiser Bill's
spike-topped _Pickelhauben_; but the ears were in evidence, and seemed
normal. Mr. Kraft Gerding bowed--what continental manners these bankers
had!--and Orison half expected him to free her hand from the rolled-up
paper she still clutched and plant a kiss on it.
* * * * *
Instead, Kraft Gerding smiled a smile as frosty as his mustache and
said, "I understand that my younger brother has been talking with you,
Miss McCall. Quite proper, I know. But I must warn you against mixing
business with pleasure."
Orison jumped up, tossing the paper into her wastebasket. "I quit!" she
shouted. "You can take this crazy bank ... into bankruptcy, for all I
care. I'm not going to perch up here, target for every uncaged idiot in
finance, and listen to another word."
"Dearest lady, my humblest pardon," Kraft Gerding said, bowing again,
a bit lower. "Your work is splendid; your presence is Taft Bank's most
charming asset; my only wish is to serve and protect you. To this end,
dear lady, I feel it my duty to warn you against my brother. A word to
the wise...."
"_N'est-ce pas?_" Orison said. "Well, Buster, here's a word to the
foolish. Get lost."
Kraft Gerding bowed and flashed his gelid smile. "Until we meet again?"
"I'll hold my breath," Orison promised. "The elevator is just behind
you. Push a button, will you? And _bon voyage_."
Kraft Gerding called the elevator, marched aboard, favored Orison with
a cold, quick bow, then disappeared into the mysterious heights above
fifth floor.
First the unspeakable Auga Vingt, then the obnoxious Kraft Gerding.
Surely, Orison thought, recovering the _Wall Street Journal_ from her
wastebasket and smoothing it, no one would convert a major Midwestern
bank into a lunatic asylum. How else, though, could the behavior
of the Earmuffs be explained? Could madmen run a bank? Why not, she
thought. History is rich in examples of madmen running nations, banks
and all. She began again to read the paper into the microphone. If she
finished early enough, she might get a chance to prowl those Off-Limits
upper floors.
Half an hour further into the paper, Orison jumped, startled by the
sudden buzz of her telephone. She picked it up. "_Wanji e-Kal, Datto.
Dink ger-Dink d'summa._"
Orison scribbled down this intelligence in bemused Gregg before
replying, "I'm a local girl. Try me in English."
"Oh. Hi, Miss McCall," the voice said. "Guess I goofed. I'm in kinda
clutch. This is Wanji. I got a kite for Mr. Dink Gerding. If you see
him, tell him the escudo green is pale. Got that, doll?"
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