‘To return to my story; my late partner found himself in much the same
fix as myself, and this discovery paved the way for a mutual friend to
bridge over the gulf that had kept us apart. As soon as we had agreed to
work together again, we got a twelve nights’ engagement at the Prince of
Wales concert-hall at Wolverhampton. We found the other professionals
engaged there very good people to pal with, and spent Christmas Day with
the comic singer and his wife, two niggers also being of the party, and
bringing their banjo and bones to promote its hilarity. While we were in
Wolverhampton, we arranged for twelve nights, to follow, at the London
Museum music-hall at Birmingham, which has received its name from the
cases of stuffed birds and small animals of all kinds, which cover all
the wall space of the front of the bar and the passage leading to the
hall. After our twelve nights there, we were engaged for six nights
longer; and then we went down to Oldham, for a twelve nights’ engagement
at the Co-operative Hall. For all these engagements, and for all we made
afterwards, the terms we obtained were four pounds ten a week.
‘Our next engagement was with a circus in Dublin, to which city we
crossed from Liverpool. The company and stud of this concern were very
different in strength and quality to Newsome’s, and they were doing very
poor business. It is very seldom that a circus proprietor ventures upon
the experiment of an Irish tour, which more rarely pays, both because of
the poverty of the people, and the difficulty which all caterers for
their amusement find in avoiding grounds for manifestations of national
antipathies between English and Irish. Of this we had an instance on the
first night of our engagement. I dare say you have heard Sam Collins or
Harry Baker, or some other Irish _comique_, interlard a song with a
spoken flourish about the Irish, something after this fashion:—“Who was
it made the French run at Waterloo? The Irish! Who won all the battles
in the Crimea? The Irish! Who put down the rebellion in India? The
Irish! Who mans your men of war and recruits your army? The Irish! Who
builds all your houses and churches? The Irish! Who builds your prisons
and your workhouses? The Irish! And who fills them? The Irish!” In
England this is laughed at, even by the Irish themselves; but in Ireland
nothing of the kind is tolerated. One of the clowns delivered himself of
this stuff in the ring, and was warmly applauded until the anticlimax
was reached, when such a howl burst forth as I shouldn’t have thought
the human voice could utter. The fellows in the gallery jumped up, and
raved, stamped, gesticulated, as if they were Ojibbeways performing a
war-dance; and everybody expected that the seats would be pulled up, and
flung into the ring, as had been done in another circus, under something
similar circumstances, some time before. But the storm was hushed as
suddenly as it arose. It happened fortunately that our performance was
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