next in the programme, and that, knowing how popular everything American
was in Ireland, we had provided for its musical accompaniment a fantasia
on American national airs, such as “Yankee Doodle,” “Hail, Columbia!”
and “The star-spangled banner.” The band struck up this music as the
offending clown ran out of the ring, expecting to have a bottle flung at
his head, and the howlers in the gallery hearing it, and seeing pink
stars on our white trunks, thought we were Yankees. The effect of our
appearance, and of the music, was like pouring oil on the waves. The
howling ceased, and harmony was restored as suddenly as it had been
interrupted.
‘This was the time, you must know, when the Fenian plot was in
everybody’s mouth, and when the wildest rumours were in circulation of
an intended rising in Ireland, and the coming of Americans, or rather
Americanized Irishmen, to support it. One day, while we were in Dublin,
a superintendent of constabulary received an anonymous letter, informing
him that a case of pikes had been buried at a spot near the Liffey,
which was so particularly described that the men who were sent to search
for it had no difficulty in finding it. When they had dug a pretty deep
hole, they found a deal box, which was raised to the surface, and carted
off to a police-station, with an escort of constabulary. It was opened
in the presence of the superintendent, and there were the pikes!—not
such as Slievenamon bristled with in ’48, but a couple of stale fishes.
‘Before leaving Dublin, we arranged for a twelve nights’ engagement at
the Alexandra music-hall, at Ramsgate, which, as you perhaps know, is
under the same management as the Raglan, in London. The Sisters Bullen,
and Miss Lucette, and the Brothers Keeling were at the Alexandra at the
same time; and, as music-hall professionals are, as a rule, disposed to
fraternize with each other, we had a very pleasant time. From Ramsgate
we went to Dover, for twelve nights at the Clarence music-hall, and then
back to Ramsgate for another twelve nights at the Alexandra.
‘Among the professionals engaged for the following week at the Clarence
was a versatile lady bearing the name of Cora Woski, and the town,
during the second week of our engagement, was placarded with the
inquiry, “Have you seen Cora?” This soon became a common question in the
streets, and at all places of public resort; and one of the company,
entering the Clarence on the day the bills appeared, without having seen
one of them, was equally surprised and confused at being greeted with
the inquiry, “Have you seen Cora?” He was only slightly acquainted with
the querist, and it happened that he was engaged to marry the only lady
of that rather uncommon name whom he knew.
‘“What do you know of Cora?” he demanded, his face reddening as he
frowned upon the questioner.
‘“Why, she is coming here,” returned the amused querist, who saw at once
the cause of the young fellow’s confusion.
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