"Let me think! Oh I know! it’s one more than I am years old. Eighteen
altogether, Mrs. Shelfer; if you count the apothecary’s boy, and the
nephew of the library; but then they were all of them boys, papa’s
pupils and that, a deal too young for me. They were all going to die,
when I refused them; but they are all alive so far, at any rate. Isn’t
it too bad of them?"
"Well, Miss Idols, if you get as good a husband as you deserve, and that
is saying a deal, he’ll tie your shoe may be for a month, and then he’ll
look for you to tie his."
"And long he may look, even if he has shellfish in his eyes. Why look,
Mrs. Shelfer, they’re all crawling about!"
"Bootiful, isn’t it? Bootiful! I wish Miss Valence could see them.
And look at the horns they goes routing about with! How they must
tickle your eyelids. And what coorious eyes they has! Ah, I often
think, Miss Idols, I likes this sort of thing so much, what a pity it is
as I wasn’t born in the country. I should never be tired of watching
the snails, and the earywigs, and the tadpoles. Why, I likes nothing
better than to see them stump-legged things come to table in the
cabbage. I have not seen one now for ever so long. Oh that Charley,
what dreadful lies he do tell!"
"What about, Mrs. Shelfer?"
"Why, my good friend, he says them green things with stripes on, and
ever so many legs, turns to live butterflies, after they be dead. But I
was too many for him there. Yes, yes. The last one as I boiled, I did
not say a word about it to him, but I put it by in a chiney-teacup, with
the saucer over, in case it should fly away. Bless your heart, young
ladies, there it is now, as quiet as anything, and no signs of a
butterfly. And when he tells me any lies, about where he was last night,
I just goes to the cupboard, and shows him that; and never another word
can he say. And so, Miss Valence, you won’t try these little snails,
after my journey and all!"
"Of course I won’t, Mrs. Shelfer. But I am sincerely obliged to you for
your trouble, as well as for all your kind nursing, which I can never
forget. Now let me buy those shellfish from you, and Miss Isola will
take them as a present to her papa."
"No, no, unless he will put them in his eyes, Miss. I won’t have them
wasted. Charley will sell them again in no time. He knows lots of
sailors. Most likely he’ll get up a raffle for them, and win them
himself."
Away she hurries to take off the bonnet she has been so proud of, for
the last two and twenty years. Though I declined the services of the
ophthalmist snails, my sight returned very rapidly. How delicious it
was to see more and more every day! Plenty of cold water was the
present regimen. Vision is less a vision, every time I use it. In a
week more, I can see quite well, though obliged to wear a shade.
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