Isola knew it of course, as I said before, she knew all her wondrous
gifts; but as for being conceited, a trull with a splay foot and a crop
of short-horn carrots has often thrice her conceit. A certain pretty
graceful pride she had, which threw a rosy playful halo round her, but
never made other women look plain in her eyes. She will not value her
beauty much, until she falls in love; and blessed is he who shall be the
object, if she is allowed to abide with him.
Meanwhile Mr. Oxgall wished for nothing but to hear and see her talk;
and this she did to some purpose. I like a man who at the age of sixty
is still impressible to the gay vein of youth. I know at once by his
eyes whether his admiration is abstract and admissible. If it be, I
reciprocate it. What clearer proof can we find, that his heart has not
withered with his body; that he is not a man of mammon, tinsel, or
phylactery,--in a word, no mummy?
Shall I ever finish this bargain? I have never been so reflective
before; and all the time no less a sum than five pounds hangs upon it.
Five guineas (which sounds better) was the amount at which dear Idols
let off Mr. Oxgall. I believe she might have got ten, but she had an
excellent conscience. It worked like a patent chronometer, with
compensation balance. Mine was still more sensitive. I could hardly
think my landscape, perspective mare’s nest and all, worth that amount
of money, and I wished to throw off a guinea, but Idols would not hear
of it.
"Miss Valence, I am your factor for this beautiful landscape, which has
cost you so much labour. Either accept my terms, inadequate as they
are, or take the agency from me, and recommence with Mr. Oxgall ’de
novo,’ as we say at College."
Betwixt her beauty and my stately integrity, poor Mr. Oxgall knew not
where he stood. I heard him mutter that he would rather go through
fifty auctions, even if it was George Robins. But if she had come to
sell him a picture the very next day, he would have gone through it all
again with the same infatuation. So I took the money; and now my evil
demon, who had chafed beneath all this trampling, had his turn again. We
had foolishly brought the great dog Giudice, for our delight and the
expansion of his mind. In Mr. Oxgall’s shop he behaved to admiration.
With the air of a connoisseur he walked from picture to picture, closed
one eye, and faintly wagged his tail. Then he found a Scotch terrier
scarcely worth a sniff, and a mastiff whom he saluted with a
contemptuous growl. The only work of high art he could discover was an
interior, with a flitch of bacon in the foreground uncommonly well
drawn. Before this he sat down, and receiving no invitation, bedewed the
boards with a stalactite from either side of his mouth. The dog was so
well behaved, he never took anything without leave and saying t a long
grace.
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