Every autumn we go to Corsica to help at the olive harvest, and rarely
we enjoy it. The Old Veduta Tower is like a nest in the ivy, chirruping
with young voices; and the happy sleep of the two who loved so well is
dreaming, if dream it can or care to do, of the fairest flowers in
Europe, scattered there by little soft hands. Conny is wild every time
about the Rogliano and Luri; and if Peter Green listens to him--which
every one does, except me--he will introduce, very slowly of course,
those fine-bodied yet aerial wines to the noble British public, that
loves not even intoxication, unless it be adulterated.
Oh, queer Mrs. Shelfer, oh Balaam and Balak, shall I pretermit your
annals? The two Sheriff’s officers, having secured their reward, set up
therewith a public-house called the "Posse-Comitatus," which soon became
the head quarters of all who are agents or patients in the machinery of
levying. As at such times all people drink and pay more than double,
the public-house has already a Queensbench-ful of good-will.
Poor Mrs. Shelfer and Charley did not invest the 325*l.* altogether
judiciously: at least, it went mainly to purchase "eternal gratitude,"
whose time does not begin to run till the purchaser’s is over. But
Patty, I am glad to say, has still that 30*l.* a year of her own, left
to her in the funds by good and grateful Miss Minto. "Can’t touch it, my
good friend, not the Queen, the Lord Mayor, and all the royal family.
Government give their bond for it, on parchment made of their skins, and
the ink come out of their gall." Be this as it may, what is much more
to the purpose is that Mr. Shelfer cannot touch it. And now I have
pride in announcing, for I never expected such glory, that all the cats
and birds, squirrels, mice, and monkeys, live, like the happy family, in
our northern lodge, where Patty is most useful and happy as the Queen of
the poultry. In a word, they keep the gate, not of their enemies, but
of old and grateful friends. I expected to see at least a leading
article in the "Times," when Mr. Shelfer left the metropolis; but they
let him go very easily for the sake of the discount market. They gave
him only two-and-twenty dinners; but when he first came to Vaughan Park,
how he wanted country air! Now he attends to the wall-trees, and the
avenue, and I hope finds harmony there. At any rate, he never breaks it
by any undue exertion. Nevertheless, his very long pipe is of some
account with the green fly, which has been very bad on our peaches, ever
since they repealed the corn laws. Mr. Shelfer, accordingly, is
compelled to spend half his time in smoking them. "Wonderful nice they
do taste, Miss Clara; you’d be quite surprised, you know. Wonderful
good, Miss, and werry high-flavoured you know, when they begins to fry."
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