"Shure, there's not the like av him in this kingdom av ignorant
blockheads. My Clig's the natest and the illigantest gossoon that
stips in his own boot-leather. Shure, he can lick anything at all near
his own weight. Sorra's in him, he can make his ould man stand about.
Faith, 'tis him that's goin' to be the great man intoirely, is our
little Clig."
These were the opinions of his proud father.
But Jim Carnochan, better known as the "Devil's Lickpot," demurred. If
Cleg was so clever a boy, why was he not set to work? A boy so smart
ought long ere this to have been learning the profession. To this
Mother Flannigan agreed, for she shared in the profits.
"My Peether, rest his sowl for a good lad—him as was hanged be token of
false evidence—and the bobbies findin' the gintleman's goold watch in
Peether's pocket, was at wurrk whin he was six years av his age. Take
my wurrd for it, Timothy Kelly, there never yet was a thruely great
man that didn't begin his education young."
"Maybe," said Tim, "and that's the raison, Misthress Flannigan, that so
few av them grew up to be ould men."
"Gin he was my boy," said Sandy Telfer, whose occupation was breaking
into houses during the summer holidays (one of the safest "lays" in the
profession, but looked down upon as mean-spirited), "I wad be haein'
him through the windows and openin' the front doors every dark nicht."
"Ah, you wud, wud ye?" replied Tim Kelly contemptuously; "you're
the great boy to talk, you that has no more manhud in ye than a
draff-sack wid a hole in it. Yuss, ye can do yer dirthy way wid your
own mane-spirited spalpeens, wid no more spunk than a dure-mat. But I'd
have ye know that my Clig cud make hares av you an' ivvery Telfer av
the lot o' ye—hear to me now!"
And Tim Kelly shook his fist within an inch of the nose of Sandy
Telfer, who, not being a man of war, showed by the curl of his nostril
and the whitening of his lip, that he did not find the bouquet of Tim
Kelly's bunch-of-fives an agreeable perfume. Tim Kelly waited to see if
on any pretext he could bring his fist into closer contact with Sandy
Telfer's face, but he found no cause.
"My Clig," he said emphatically, "is goin' to be a great characther.
He is jist the boy that is to climb the top laddher av the profession.
It's his father that must be out at night, an' run the risk av the
dirthy bobby wid his lanthern, an' the gintleman av the house in his
night-shirt wid a cruel poker. But Clig shall sit safe and aisy in his
chair, an' make his thousands a year wid the scrap av his pen. He'll
promothe companies, an' be out av the way when they burst. He'll write
so illegant that he cud turn ye off another gintleman's signathure as
fast as his own, an' worth a deal more on a bit av paper than anny av
our names——"
"Come away hame, faither, sittin' bletherin' there. Ye hae been here
lang enough."
It was the face of Cleg Kelly, dirty, sharp, and good-natured, which
appeared at the door of the boozing ken.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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