Thereupon "Pund o' Cannles," excellent but close-fisted tallow chandler
and general dealer, proceeded to rebuke Cleg. Now the rebukes of "Pund
o' Cannles" smelt of the counter, and were delivered in the tones in
which he addressed his apprentice boys when there were no customers in
the shop—a tone which was entirely different from the bland suavity
which he used when he joined his hands and asked, "And what is the next
article, madam?"
"Do you know, boy," said the superintendent, "that by such sinful
conduct you are wilfully going on the downward road? You are a wicked
boy, and instead of becoming better under your kind teacher, and taking
advantage of the many advantages of this place devoted to religious
instruction, you stick pins—brass pins—into better conducted boys than
yourself. And so, if you do not repent, God will take you in your
iniquity and cast you into hell. For, remember, God sees everything and
punishes the bad people and rewards the good."
The superintendent uttered, though he knew it not, the most ancient of
heresies—that which Job refuted.
It was at this point in the oration of "Pund o' Cannles" that Cleg
Kelly's startling interruption occurred. The culprit stopped making O's
on the dusty floor with his toe, amongst the moist paper pellets which
were the favourite distraction of the inattentive at Hunker Court; and,
in a clear voice, which thrilled through the heart of every teacher and
scholar within hearing, he uttered his denial of the eternity of the
Trinity.
"It's all a dumb lie—God's dead!" he said.
There was a long moment's silence, and small wonder, as the school
waited for the shivering trump of doom to split the firmament. And the
patient and self-sacrificing teachers who gave their unthanked care to
the youth of the court every Sunday, felt their breaths come short, and
experienced a feeling as if they were falling over a precipice in a
dream. At last Mr. James Lugton found his voice.
"Young and wicked blasphemer!" he said sternly, "your presence must no
longer, like that of the serpent in Paradise, poison the instruction
given at this Sabbath school—I shall expel you from our midst——"
Here Cleg's teacher interposed. He was far from disliking his scholar,
and had anticipated no such result arising from his most unfortunate
reference of his difficulty to the superintendent. For he liked Cleg's
ready tongue, and was amused by the mongrel dialect of Scots and Irish
into which, in moments of excitement, he lapsed.
"I beg pardon, sir," he said, "but I am quite willing to give Kelly
another chance—he is not such a bad boy as you might think."
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