"Aye?" said the inspector, gravely. He had his own reasons for
believing that Mr. Nathan would do nothing of the sort. "Meantime, I
have a friend who will be interested in this place."
And straightway he went down and brought him. The friend was the Chief
Sanitary Inspector, a medical man of much emphasis of manner and
abruptness of utterance.
"What's this? What's this? Clear out the whole damnable pig-hole! What
d'ye mean, Jackson, by having such a sty as this in your district?
Clean it out! Tear it down! It's like having seven bulls of Bashan in
one stable. Never saw such a hog's mess in my life. Clear it out! Clear
it out!"
The miserable Nathan wrung his hands, and hopped about like a hen.
"Oh, Doctor Christopher, I shall have it put in beautiful
order—beautiful order. Everything shall be done in the besht style, I
do assure you——"
"Best style, stuff and nonsense! Tear it down—gut it out—take it all
away and bury it. I'll send men to-morrow morning!" cried the doctor,
decidedly.
And Dr. Christopher departed at a dog-trot to investigate a misbehaving
trap in a drain at Coltbridge.
The police inspector laughed.
"Are you still in a mind to prosecute young Kelly, Mr. Nathan?" he
said.
[Illustration: "I shall be ruined!"]
But the grief and terror of the pawnbroker were beyond words. He sat
down on the narrow stair, and laid his head between his hands.
"I shall be ruined—ruined! I took the place for a debt. I never got a
penny of rent for it, and now to be made to spend money upon it——"
The police inspector touched him on the shoulder.
"If I were you, Nathan," he said, "I should get this put in order. If
it is true that you got no rent for this place, the melting-pot in your
back cellar got plenty."
"It's a lie—a lie!" cried the little man, getting up as if stung. "It
was never proved. I got off!"
"Aye," said the inspector, "ye got off? But though 'Not proven' clears
a man o' the Calton gaol, it keeps him on our books."
"Yes, yes," said the little Jew, clapping his hands as if he were
summoning slaves in the Arabian Nights, "it shall be done. I shall
attend to it at once."
And the inspector went out into the street, laughing so heartily within
him that more than once something like the shadow of a grin crossed the
stern official face which covered so much kindliness from the ken of
the world.
The truth of the matter was that Cleg Kelly had squared the police. It
is a strange thing to say, for the force of the city is composed of men
staunchly incorruptible. I have tried it myself and know. The Edinburgh
police has been honourably distinguished first by an ambition to
prevent crime, to catch the criminal next, and, lastly, to care for the
miserable women and children whom nearly every criminal drags to infamy
in his wake.
Yet with all these honourable titles to distinction, upon this occasion
the police had certainly been squared, and that by Cleg Kelly. And in
this wise.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account