And, in addition, as they say in political circles, when the leadership
of the party is in question, "there was no vacancy." The junior partner
still lived.
How Percy Somerville undoubtedly had his troubles, owing chiefly to
Celie Tennant's hardness of heart; but they were as nothing to the
difficulties which afflicted Samson Langpenny.
For instance, it was in this wise that Mr. Percy Somerville was
greeted, as he appeared with a reluctant scholar who had been detected
in trying to escape by the side door after the roll had been marked.
(It was drawing near the time of the summer treat into the country, so
it behoved the teachers to be careful in marking attendances.)
"Go it, Pierce-eye! Hit him one in the eye!"
This exclamation was traced afterwards to Cleg Kelly's acquaintance in
day-school with a baleful ballad included in the _Royal Poetry Book_,
and intituled "Chevy Chase."
Mr. Somerville thereupon promptly lost his rightful and given name, and
became to all eternity—or so long, at least, as he remained at Hunker
Court—"Old One-in-the Eye."
But it so happened that, on this particular Sunday, Cleg's teacher
with the pugnacious title was absent; and, in despite of the notice
prominently placarded on the walls behind the superintendent's desk, he
was absent without having provided a substitute.
There was nothing for it, therefore, but that Samson Langpenny should
take the class himself. And he would as soon have faced a battery of
artillery as a class in which sat the Egyptian plague of his school,
Cleg Kelly. It was, indeed, on this particular day that there came to
Samson the resolution to try him with Miss Celie Tennant as a last
resource, previous to a second and final expulsion.
Indeed, he would have chosen the latter alternative long ago, but for a
well-grounded inward belief that, at the close of the hour after Cleg's
compulsory exit, there would not be a whole pane of glass in all the
many windows of Hunker Court Sunday school. He remembered well as a
teacher the awful scene which accompanied the first expulsion under the
reign of "Pund o' Cannles"—a scene which since his return had made Cleg
almost idolised by the scholars of Hunker Court.
Samson Langpenny sat down to teach the Border Ruffians of the Sooth
Back—Cleg Kelly's class. Now he was out of place, and knew it. His true
sphere in a Sunday school was in the infant department; where, with a
packet of butterscotch and "Hush-a-bye, Baby!" he might have been a
great and shining success.
Why the minister did not see this was a standing problem in Hunker
Court. But, as the teachers said one to another on their several ways
home:
"It is so hard to get the minister to see anything—_and as for his
wife_——"
"Can you say your Psalm—metrical version?" asked Samson Langpenny, as
though of a certainty they were all letter-perfect in the prose version.
"_I_ can," said Cleg Kelly promptly.
"Then," said Samson, smiling, well-pleased, "we will take you last."
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