With various hitches and shoves, the awkward and unruly class bored
its way through the Psalm—"metrical version." An impartial observer
might have noticed that the teacher contributed about ninety-five
per cent. of the recitation in the form of hints and suggestions.
Nevertheless, each boy, having completed his portion, sat back with
a proud consciousness that he had done his duty with even needless
promptitude and accuracy. Also it was an established canon of the place
that so soon as each boy was released from the eye of the teacher, he
instantly put his hand slyly under the bench. Then he either nipped his
neighbour in a place which made the sufferer take an instant interest
in the circumstance, or else he incontinently stuck a pin into him.
In either case the boy assaulted remarked: "OUCH! please, sir, Tam
Rogerson's nippin' me. Wull ye speak to him?"
But this was only the usual routine, and provoked no remark.
When, however, the superintendent came to Cleg Kelly, and that diligent
young student began at once to reel off the twenty-third Psalm with
vivacity and despatch—the psalm which the entire body of Scottish youth
learns long before the A, B, C—it was obviously time to interfere.
"If ye please, sir (or whether or no), that's no the richt yin!" said
Tam Rogerson, who ran Cleg close for the place of honour as the "warst
loon i' the schule!" This was a post of as great distinction at Hunker
Court as the position of clown in a circus.
Cleg's answer was twofold.
To Tam Rogerson he remarked—under his breath, it is true, but with
startling distinctness—
"Wait till I get you oot, ma man; I'll warm you."
And Tam Rogerson grew hot from head to foot, for he knew that he was as
good as warmed already.
On the other hand, Cleg gave the answer of peace to his teacher:
"Please, sir, Maister Langshanks—penny, I mean—my faither is
a Papish—an' he winna let me learn ony ither Psalm but the
three-an'-twunty. But I hae learned HER to richts!"
After this exhibition of the rights of the nonconforming conscience
in strange places, Cleg continued his lesson in Hunker Court under
the vague tutelage of Samson Langpenny. Now Samson was unaware of the
strong feeling of resentment which was gathering in the bosoms of
his scholars, owing to the length of his "introductory exercises."
The Psalm and the "questions" were all in the day's work, but Samson
introduced a prayer in the middle of the teaching hour, which Cleg
Kelly considered to be wholly uncalled for and indeed little short of
impious.
So, as soon as Samson shut his eyes, Cleg silently joined the class
nearest him, and the other scholars of the absent Mr. Somerville
did likewise. When Samson opened his eyes and awoke to the state of
the case, he found himself wholly without a single scholar to whom
instruction could be given.
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