Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.Anonymous
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Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.
Anonymous
Clergy; Medicine -- Anecdotes; Medicine -- Humor; Pastoral theology -- Anecdotes; Physicians
In a parish close to Dublin, it is on record that a Catholic priest was
called on to administer the solemn rites of his religion to a family in
the last stage of typhus fever. The family, six or seven in number,
were found lying in a wretched hovel, on a little straw scattered on
the damp earthen floor. The agonies of death were fast coming upon
them. The confession of each one of them had to be heard. Lest any
should overhear the confession of another, the priest stretched himself
on the straw, while the miserable sufferer breathed his or her
confession into his ear. Thus, inhaling the poison of their
respiration, and separating them from each other successively, at the
risk of his own life, he completed his sacred functions.
PULPIT JOKES OF DANIEL BURGESS.
Daniel Burgess, the noted Nonconformist minister, was by no means of
Puritan strictness, for he was the most facetious person of his day,
and carried his wit so far as to retail it from the pulpit with more
levity than decency. Speaking of Job's "robe of righteousness," he once
said, "If any of you would have a suit for a twelvemonth, let him
repair to Monmouth Street; if for his lifetime, let him apply to the
Court of Chancery; but if for all eternity, let him put on the robe of
righteousness." The sermons of Burgess were adapted to the prejudices
as well as the opinions of his hearers--wit and Whiggism went hand in
hand with Scripture. He was strongly attached to the House of
Brunswick, and would not uphold the Pretender's cause from the pulpit.
He once preached a sermon, about that time, on the reason why the Jews
were called Jacobites, in which he said, "God ever hated Jacobites, and
therefore Jacob's sons were not so called, but Israelites!"
PHYSICIANS AND THEIR FEES.
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