Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.Anonymous
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Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.
Anonymous
Clergy; Medicine -- Anecdotes; Medicine -- Humor; Pastoral theology -- Anecdotes; Physicians
A preacher who differed in opinion with Adolphus Gunn, called upon him,
and being known, was denied admittance, "Mr. Gunn being busy in his
study." "Tell him," said the importunate visitor, "that a servant of
the Lord wishes to speak to him." Gunn sent back this answer: "Tell the
servant of the Lord that I am engaged with his Master."
DR. BARROWBY,
Who lived about the middle of last century, when canvassing for a post
in St. Bartholomew's Hospital, called upon a grocer in Snow Hill, one
of the governors. The grocer was sitting in his counting-house, and
thence saw the Doctor enter the shop. Knowing his person, and having
little doubt that the object of his visit was to solicit his vote at
the approaching election, the grocer immediately donned his hat and
spectacles, and greatest parochial consequence, and, strutting into the
shop with an insolent air of patronage, addressed the Doctor
with--"Well, friend, and what is your business?" Barrowby promptly and
quietly said, "I want a pound of plums;" and after the abashed and
mortified grocer had weighed them out and put them up, Barrowby paid
for them and walked off without saying a word. (This story has been
erroneously told of Abernethy.) Of the same Dr. Barrowby, it is related
that an Irish gentleman, whom the College of Physicians had declined to
pass, called next day on him, and insisted upon fighting him, as being
one of the Censors who had been the authors of the rejection. Barrowby,
who was small of stature, declined to fight. "I am only the third
Censor," he said, "in point of age; you must first call out your
countryman, Sir Hans Sloane, our President, and when you have fought
him and the two senior Censors, then I shall be ready to meet you."
A DESIRABLE CURE OF SOULS.
Southey copied the following from Jackson's _Oxford Journal_:--
"NEXT PRESENTATION.
"To be sold by auction, by Hoggart and Philips, at the Auction Mart,
opposite the Bank of England, on Thursday next, the 11th day of April
1811, the next presentation to a most valuable living, in one of the
first sporting counties. The vicinity affords the best coursing in
England, also excellent fishing, an extensive cover for game, and
numerous packs of fox-hounds, harriers, etc.; it is half-an-hour's ride
from one of the first cities, and not far distant from several most
fashionable watering-places; the surrounding country is beautiful and
healthful, and the society elegant and fashionable. The incumbent is
about fifty years of age. Particulars may be had," etc. etc.
BEAU NASH'S TREATMENT OF A PRESCRIPTION.
When Beau Nash was ill, Dr. Cheyne wrote a prescription for him. Next
day the Doctor, coming to see his patient, asked him if he had followed
the prescription. "No, truly, Doctor," was the answer of Nash; "if I
had I should have broken my neck, for I threw it out of a two pair of
stairs' window."
PULTENEY'S CURE BY SMALL BEER.
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