Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.Anonymous
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Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.
Anonymous
Clergy; Medicine -- Anecdotes; Medicine -- Humor; Pastoral theology -- Anecdotes; Physicians
preaching, for he gave his powers to attacking the vices, passions, and
errors of mankind. In his later days he renounced the pulpit, and
devoted himself to the care of hospitals, prisons, and religious
institutions. He died in 1704; and his sermons have been translated
into several tongues.
GARRICK'S PRECEPTS FOR PREACHERS.
The celebrated actor Garrick having been requested by Dr. Stonehouse to
favour him with his opinion as to the manner in which a sermon ought to
be delivered, sent him the following judicious answer:--
"MY DEAR PUPIL,--You know how you would feel and speak in a parlour
concerning a friend who was in imminent danger of his life, and with
what energetic pathos of diction and countenance you would enforce the
observance of that which you really thought would be for his
preservation. You could not think of playing the orator, of studying
your emphases, cadences, and gestures; you would be yourself; and the
interesting nature of your subject impressing your heart would furnish
you with the most natural tone of voice, the most proper language, the
most engaging features, and the most suitable and graceful gestures.
What you would thus be in the parlour, be in the pulpit, and you will
not fail to please, to affect, and to profit. Adieu, my dear friend."
GEORGE II. AS AN AMATEUR SURGEON.
It is related in the _Percy Anecdotes_, that a gentleman, after taking
tea with a friend who lived in St. James's Palace, took his leave, and
stepping back, immediately fell down a whole flight of stairs, and with
his head broke open a closet door. The unlucky visitor was completely
stunned by the fall; and on his recovery, found himself sitting on the
floor of a small room, and most kindly attended by a neat little old
gentleman, who was carefully washing his head with a towel, and fitting
with great exactness pieces of sticking plaster to the variegated cuts
which the accident had occasioned. For some time his surprise kept him
silent; but finding that the kind physician had completed his task, and
had even picked up his wig, and replaced it on his head, he rose from
the floor, and limping towards his benefactor, was going to utter a
profusion of thanks for the attention he had received. These were,
however, instantly checked by an intelligent frown, and significant
motion of the hand towards the door. The patient understood the hint,
but did not then know that for the kind assistance he had received he
was indebted to George II., King of England.
BLUNDERS OF BLOOD-LETTERS.
A noble fee, in the interests of humanity, was given by a French lady
to a surgeon, who used his lancet so clumsily that he cut an artery
instead of a vein, in consequence of which the lady died. On her
deathbed she made a will, bequeathing the operator a life annuity of
eight hundred livres, on condition "that he never again bled anybody so
long as he lived."
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