Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.Anonymous
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Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.
Anonymous
Clergy; Medicine -- Anecdotes; Medicine -- Humor; Pastoral theology -- Anecdotes; Physicians
In the _Journal Encyclopédique_ of May 1773, a somewhat similar story
is told of a Polish princess, who lost her life in the same way. In her
will, made _in extremis_, there was the following clause:--"Convinced
of the injury that my unfortunate accident will occasion to the unhappy
surgeon who is the cause of my death, I bequeath to him a life annuity
of two hundred ducats, secured by my estate, and forgive his mistake
from my heart. I wish this may indemnify him for the discredit which my
sorrowful catastrophe will bring upon him."
A famous French Maréchal reproved the awkwardness of a phlebotomist
less agreeably. Drawing himself away from the operator, just as the
incision was about to be made, he displayed an unwillingness to put
himself further in the power of a practitioner who, in affixing the
fillet, had given him a blow with the elbow in the face. "My Lord,"
said the surgeon, "it seems that you are afraid of the bleeding." "No,"
returned the Maréchal, "not of the bleeding--but the bleeder."
BISHOPS AND THE POOR.
A nobleman once advising a French bishop to add to his house a new wing
in modern style, received this answer:--"The difference, my Lord,
between your advice and that which the devil gave to our Saviour is,
that Satan advised Jesus to change the stones into bread, that the poor
might be fed--and you desire me to turn the bread of the poor into
stones!"
Ethelwold, Bishop of Winchester in the time of King Edgar, sold the
sacred gold and silver vessels belonging to the Church, to relieve the
poor during a famine,--saying that there was no reason that the
senseless temples of God should abound in riches, while his living
temples were perishing of hunger.
Butler, Bishop of Durham, being asked for a charitable subscription,
asked his steward what money he had in the house. The steward informed
him that there were five hundred pounds. "Five hundred pounds!" cried
the bishop; "it is a shame for a bishop to have so much in his
possession!" and he ordered the whole sum to be immediately given to
the poor.
BISHOP BURNET AGAINST PLURALITIES.
Bishop Burnet, in his charges to the clergy of his diocese, used to be
extremely vehement in his exclamations against pluralities. In his
first visitation to Salisbury, he urged the authority of St. Bernard;
who, being consulted by one of his followers whether he might accept of
two benefices, replied, "And how will you be able to serve them both?"
"I intend," answered the priest, "to officiate in one of them by a
deputy." "Will your deputy suffer eternal punishment for you too?"
asked the saint. "Believe me, you may serve your cure by proxy, but you
must suffer the penalty in person." This anecdote made such an
impression on Mr. Kelsey, a pious and worthy clergyman then present,
that he immediately resigned the rectory of Bemerton, in Berkshire,
worth £200 a year, which he then held with one of greater value.
ABERNETHY CONQUERED BY CURRAN.
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