Science fiction; Seaside resorts -- Fiction; Short stories
Back and forth he flew for the better part of an hour, bombarding the
clouds with ice pellets to make snow. He had timed his flight with care
so that no other plane would be aloft when he reached the sky above the
rival Burden Bay resort--no others took off once the snow storm began.
Incoming planes were routed to Wheedonville by the Sea.
Wiley Cordes listened to the reports on his radio as he flew back to
the secluded airport outside of Wheedonville. From the tenor of the
announcers it was clearly evident that no one suspected the snowstorm
had been deliberately induced by the hand of man. After taxiing his
ex-bomber into the hangar, he got out of flying togs and drove to the
Wheedonville City Club, where the members of the Chamber of Commerce
were waiting.
If the mood of their previous meeting had been glum, today joy was
unconfined. Old whiskey was brought out, and a special banquet served
by close-mouthed club attendants. The radio was left on, and each
report of the inexplicable snowstorm which had brought a halt to the
Burden Bay autumn season was the occasion for a toast.
"The man who really deserves our thanks," said the President, lifting
his glass to Wiley Cordes. A chorus of "Hear, hear" greeted his salute.
Wiley, entering into the spirit of the occasion, waxed enthusiastic
when he was given the floor after cigars were passed.
"It is my belief," he went on, "that by repeatedly inducing snow
to fall over our neighbor city I can ultimately reduce its mean
temperature by the very emanation of cold from the snow covered ground
to a point where it will remain colder than normal throughout the fall,
winter and spring.
"Furthermore," he added, his well-preserved face alight with optimism,
"I see no reason why we should limit ourselves to snowstorms. The same
dry ice treatment, given to the right cloud formation above Burden Bay
when opportunity offers, should produce a certain percentage of rainy
weekends and holidays. I can truthfully say that our worries are over."
"Keep it up, and you'll find a welcome surprise in your pay envelope,
Wiley," said the President, beaming. The arrival of the afternoon
papers from Burden Bay was the signal to cease all speech making for a
good gloat.
The journalists of Wheedonville by the Sea's ancient rival, beneath
a commendable effort to gloss over the disaster, were really crying
catastrophe. Coming without warning, the baby blizzard--for it had
amounted almost to that--had literally caught them with their plants
down.
Damage, it was hinted in stories hastily killed for later editions,
would almost certainly run high into millions. Hotel reservations for
the usually equable autumn months were already being canceled. As if to
prove it never snowed but it poured, the Oil Refinery chose that day
to announce the failure of a sixth gusher and resultant passing of a
dividend.
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