"I reckon I must be some kin to the tribe o' Indians I was readin' about
in my missionary paper last Sunday. Every time anybody dies, they burn
everything that belonged to the dead person, and then they burn down the
place he died in and build a new one. That seems right wasteful, don't
it, Maria? But it's a good deal wholesomer to do that way, than to
clutter up your house with dead folks' belongin's like we do. And that's
why I'm gettin' so much pleasure out o' this new oak furniture. It's
mine, jest mine, and nobody else's. It didn't come down to me from my
great-grandmother; I went to the store and picked it out myself. No dead
person's hands ever touched it, and there's not a single association
hangin' anywheres around it.
"Yes, Maria, I got a good price for everything I sold. Because I didn't
want it, that's no reason why I should give it away. I could see the
lady wanted it mighty bad, so I valued it accordin' to what I thought
it'd be worth to her, and when I saw how willin' she was to pay my
price, I was right sorry I hadn't asked more.
"She was one o' the high-steppers, that lady was, but as sweet-talkin'
and nice-mannered as you please, and when she wrote out the check and
handed it to me, she says: 'When can I get the furniture?' 'Right now,'
says I, 'if you want it right now.' 'But,' says she, 'what will you do
without furniture? Hadn't you better get in your new beds and chairs and
tables before I take the old ones away?' And I says: 'Don't you worry
about me, ma'am; it's only four miles from here to town, and by the
time you get this old mahogany rubbish out, I'll have my new golden oak
things in; so don't you hold back on my account.'
"And she looked at me in a curious sort o' way, and says she: 'Don't you
mind givin' up this old mahogany? Would you just as soon have new golden
oak furniture?' And I says: 'No, I wouldn't jest as soon; I'd a good
deal rather have it.'
"And she laughed real pleasant, and says she: 'I'm so glad you feel that
way about it. I always feel guilty when I buy old furniture that the
owner is unwilling to part with, no matter how good a price I pay for
it.' And I says: 'Well, you can have a clear conscience in the matter of
buyin' my old furniture. This check and the golden oak I'm goin' to buy
with it is perfectly satisfactory to me.'
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