Cluthe's Advice to the RupturedCluthe Rupture Institute
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Cluthe's Advice to the Ruptured
Cluthe Rupture Institute
Hernia; Trusses (Surgery)
But we do stand back of the Cluthe Truss with an absolute guarantee that
it will keep the rupture from coming out, enable you to work without
danger, and result in improvement. Surely no man can expect a stronger
guarantee, especially after what many have gone through with other
trusses.
Note that our guarantee is in plain, straightforward language-- you know
exactly what it means-- no evasions, no subterfuges-- an iron-clad and
absolutely legal guarantee.
[Sidenote: Our Guarantee Protects You Absolutely]
It is nothing like the tricky, hoodwinking guarantees which so many
other concerns give. Beware of a so-called guarantee which merely reads
"This truss fully guaranteed." A guarantee-- as any lawyer will tell
you-- isn't worth the paper it's printed on unless it guarantees
something specific, such as holding. And it gives you no protection
unless it guarantees your money back in case of failure.
But our Guarantee is a positive Money-Back Guarantee.
If the Cluthe _Truss_ fails to "make good," then _we_ will "make good"
by refunding your money.
You don't need to worry about that for a minute. No one dependent on the
good will of the public could remain in business as long as we have, now
over 40 years, and constantly gain new friends through the old, unless
every customer received a square deal. Dishonesty would have driven us
out of business long ago.
We believe that our reputation for absolute fairness and honesty is as
firmly established among people who have had dealings with us as the
reputation of Wanamaker's or Marshall Field's.
We are so seldom asked to refund money that it would be the height of
folly to risk injuring our reputation for the sake of the few dollars
represented by a Cluthe Truss or even a thousand trusses.
If we were selling automobiles or shoes or hardware, our honesty would
be taken for granted. But there has been so much trickery in the sale of
trusses and other things for rupture that it is only in justice to
ourselves that we mention our reputation.
[Sidenote: Your Money Simply Held on Deposit]
Remember that we protect you at every point. And our interest in your
case won't cease until we know you are getting along all right; you'll
always find us ready at any time to do everything within our power.
So don't let another day go by without trying this truss, this truss
which has done wonders for others.
Remember that all money you pay is simply held on deposit until you have
made the 60-day test.
If you have any doubts about our responsibility, have your local bank
look us up in Bradstreet's or Dun's.
_+See How Little it Costs to Get Relief+_
If you had to pay for the world of good a Cluthe Truss does, the price
would be many times higher.
But we charge only for the materials and time which go into the truss,
plus a legitimate profit.
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