Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor — John Shaqi
Coelebs: The Love Story of a BachelorYoung, F. E. Mills (Florence Ethel Mills)
Philosophy
Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor
Young, F. E. Mills (Florence Ethel Mills)
Bachelors -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Love stories
Nevertheless, Eliza was respectable. She was proud of the fact. She
flaunted it in one's face, and hurled it at one's head--metaphorically,
of course; she had not sufficient energy to hurl anything except in
metaphor. She had dwelt upon it to John Musgrave, when he had first
interviewed her, so particularly that she had led him to suppose it was
a more rare virtue than he had hitherto imagined, and that he was indeed
securing a treasure, so that he was even prepared to pay a higher wage
for such an anomaly. He agreed to pay the higher wage; and, with a
nine-months' character from her last place, felt that he was to be
congratulated on this respectable addition to his menage.
Martha, his cook, who was stout, and not as active as, according to her
own statement, she might have been, would have preferred some one
younger and more energetic to help her in the conduct of Mr Musgrave's
bachelor establishment; and when Mr Musgrave informed her kindly that
it would be pleasant for her to have so highly respectable a companion
in the kitchen, Martha agreed in the dubious manner of one to whom other
qualities appealed equally, if not more strongly, than extreme
respectability. But Martha, though an old family servant, and a steady,
reliable woman, was, as Mr Musgrave had before observed, lacking in the
finer sensibilities. She conferred with Bond, the gardener, and with
Mr Musgrave's chauffeur, and the verdict that was duly pronounced was
that "Lizer" was neither useful nor ornamental.
John Musgrave himself did not consider Eliza ornamental. But he was not
desirous of adorning his establishment. A housemaid is not an ornament,
but a useful domestic addition to the household of a gentleman; to
suggest that she should be anything else would have appealed to John
Musgrave as indecorous. He liked plain faces and matured years. In his
way he was quite as respectable as Eliza.
"You have forgotten," he said, lowering his paper, and moving a little
to one side in order that she might obtain a view of the fireplace which
his broad figure had blocked, "to put the fire-irons back in their
place."
Eliza sniffed. It was a natural infirmity, and one of which she was
less conscious than those about her. It was the only drawback that her
employer had observed in her so far. He disliked mannerisms. She
glanced at the gleaming tiles on the hearth, at the empty dogs standing
upon it, and at the fire-irons referred to, which instead of reposing on
the dogs stood assertively upright on either side of the grate. Eliza
had not forgotten them. She had purposely stood them erect in order to
save them from getting soiled. This thoughtfulness was not due to any
regard for the fire-irons, but was conceived with the object of saving
herself labour. If the brass became blackened it would be necessary to
polish it daily.
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